Christophé Cholmondeley Beauchamps

Cooking in mainly flower pots.

[Christophé Cholmondeley Beauchamps @ChrisCooksNEats]

@BBCOne we need this to happen

[Joanne Rodger @jo_rodger]

With @Eurovision being cancelled and things being generally rubbish can we start a petition to have the Song contest show repeated from when Katrina and the Waves won it on the night the contest was supposed to go out? #raiseourspirits #loveshinealight @bbceurovision @BBCOne

[Christophé Cholmondeley Beauchamps @ChrisCooksNEats]

@Crownburchetts Hi. What is the radius or can we collect?

[Christophé Cholmondeley Beauchamps @ChrisCooksNEats]

Can we bring back @BritishPathe news?

[Christophé Cholmondeley Beauchamps @ChrisCooksNEats]

@BBCNewsnight @katierazz Most of the money will go to creditors?!?!? Those bastard creditors!!!!! Supplying products and services and employing people and expecting to get paid??? Have they no shame?

[Christophé Cholmondeley Beauchamps @ChrisCooksNEats]

@bbcpress @GordonRamsay @OtiMabuse @BBCOne Shows us her South Africa? Is that a euphemism?

[Christophé Cholmondeley Beauchamps @ChrisCooksNEats]

@WordswithSteph The farm where he grows his fucks is barren this year I’m afraid.

[Christophé Cholmondeley Beauchamps @ChrisCooksNEats]

@mrmarksteel I’ve heard all builders have natural rhythm as well.

[Christophé Cholmondeley Beauchamps @ChrisCooksNEats]

@angrypiln Good job her Bongo’s weren’t ripped off at Eyelashes Bingo in Potto!

[Christophé Cholmondeley Beauchamps @ChrisCooksNEats]

@rdgchronicle A food bank

[Christophé Cholmondeley Beauchamps @ChrisCooksNEats]

@TheSimonEvans Nope. Pretty much want to motorboat that as well.

[Christophé Cholmondeley Beauchamps @ChrisCooksNEats]

@bbc5live @BBCSounds Can we talk about article 50?

[Christophé Cholmondeley Beauchamps @ChrisCooksNEats]

@chrisiebnice @JimmySecUK @MaajidNawaz @Rachel_Moses_ Fuck off!!!!

[Christophé Cholmondeley Beauchamps @ChrisCooksNEats]

@dgunner79 Yeah baby!

[Christophé Cholmondeley Beauchamps @ChrisCooksNEats]

The bloody dog has found a bottle top and is chewing it! I’m not sure whether to take it off of him or not.

[Christophé Cholmondeley Beauchamps @ChrisCooksNEats]

Does anyone else keep getting Meghan Markle and @ardalsfolly mixed up?

[Christophé Cholmondeley Beauchamps @ChrisCooksNEats]

@EmmaBurnell_ @francesweetman This will help in 20202

[Christophé Cholmondeley Beauchamps @ChrisCooksNEats]

@jeremycorbyn Nothing to say about this though? https://t.co/KbSVw7Niq8

[The White Helmets @SyriaCivilDef]

30 seconds of panic and death today in the #Sarmin city in #Idlib, after regime's warplanes attacked it with 5 airstrikes. 7 people were injured in the attack.

[Christophé Cholmondeley Beauchamps @ChrisCooksNEats]

Why aren’t the knobheads out protesting against a non existent war protesting against this?

[The White Helmets @SyriaCivilDef]

30 seconds of panic and death today in the #Sarmin city in #Idlib, after regime's warplanes attacked it with 5 airstrikes. 7 people were injured in the attack.

[Christophé Cholmondeley Beauchamps @ChrisCooksNEats]

@SyriaCivilDef @OzKaterji Where’s the fucking protests against this in the UK?

[Christophé Cholmondeley Beauchamps @ChrisCooksNEats]

@OzKaterji When’s the march against that?