Chris McCoolingface

white guy in his forties who likes movies

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My first tweet: I’ve been watching this thing for over an hour and so far neither Celine nor Julie has done any Boating

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@MikeMacRaeMike Everything Trump does, DeSantis does in high heels and (ass-) backwards

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@theblaze Just fucking come out and say what you have to say. Have you really come this far over the past eight years just to chicken out before saying hateful, bullying, conformist shit? Always with the insinuations and dog whistles. I thought you people were tough and brave

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@ask_aubry I don’t see an artist’s signature on this poster, I wonder why that is

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@JohnFugelsang She killed George Lucas?!?

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@judysquirrels How is your writing going these days?

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@BondWriting Cock Fuckman

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@dallasdickinson I’ll say yes — if I pursue this line of ‘comedy’ any further I make myself vulnerable to premature cancellation

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@EricIdle Come on now, @EricIdle — when have you ever known British journalists to behave dishonorably?

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@wutrudoing4 Yeah, that one reads like one of those fake letters in Viz

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@tj_mackey432 We came one step closer today to a Criterion Blu for Sneakers, it’s just a matter of when

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@wutrudoing4 How dare you treat Roger Moore like a complex human being with both good and bad qualities? Don’t you know this is X?

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@_daddydisco She’s a specific human being with her own life experiences and relationship to cinema, and she got a movie made. What‘s the real point here?

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@nathaliejacoby1 If you eat, like, a LOT more McDonald’s food every day you’ll probably never go to prison. No ice in your cokes, extra salt on the fries

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@memeslich Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.

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@BrndnStrssng Instant follow, my friend

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@mangiotto Shot by Dean Cundey, with Carpenter/Howarth music…

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