Dr Chris Cottis

He/they. Data scientist, improviser (@thesamefaces and Canny Funny Improv) and musician (@dopamine_crash

[Dr Chris Cottis @ChrisCottis]

@Dopamine_Crash album it out now. Streaming links here > https://t.co/1yjkFywcV8

[Dr Chris Cottis @ChrisCottis]

@floschechter Yup - if they no what you meant it doesnt matter if theirs apostrophes missing or if they spelled know incorrectly

[Bob Servant @bobservant]

Saddened to see the “anyone but England” attitude of some of my fellow Scots today. Some of the stuff I've seen nearly made me choke on my paella.

[Dr Chris Cottis @ChrisCottis]

It's funny coz he's old

[Y @tinscognito__]

In all seriousness I think Biden will be very shaken by these events. He’s seen this happen before, from Reagan (1981) to Kennedy (1963), and of course Julius Caesar (44 BC).

[Henry Moeran @henrymoeranBBC]

We are gloriously, relentlessly heading towards an England opening partnership of Salt and Pepper.

🧂

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

🤣

[Charlie Reynolds @cwjreynolds]

Black smoke - the MCC members still undecided on who will be elected as the new Jimmy Anderson

[Ben Gardner @Ben_Wisden]

Joe Biden calls Laws of Cricket “rules” in latest gaffe

[Clive Lewis MP @labourlewis]

To be sworn in as an MP, you have to make an oath to the King.

This is what I decided to say, in protest.

[Dopamine Crash @Dopamine_Crash]

Next gig 31st August @FirebugBar with Spellgaze and Heather McDowall tickets > https://t.co/RdWA4pcV4c

[George Monbiot @GeorgeMonbiot]

Tomorrow the struggle for a fairer, greener country will resume. But today?
Rejoice.
Just fucking rejoice.

[George Monbiot @GeorgeMonbiot]

While I'm delighted to see the back of the Tories, this election should remind us that our electoral system is not fit for purpose. It should not be possible to achieve a massive majority on a minority of the vote.

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Time to let the second worst people in the country have a crack at it

[Dr Chris Cottis @ChrisCottis]

Farewell Rishi Sunak by far the best Prime Minister of the last Parliament #GeneralElection2024

[Mhairi Black 🏳️‍🌈 @MhairiBlack]

With the Greens now having the same number of seats as Reform, the UK media should provide them the same platform and level of coverage as Farage’s ilk. Will it happen though? #GE24

[Dr Chris Cottis @ChrisCottis]

@AaronBastani Before I wake up tomorrow

[Dr Chris Cottis @ChrisCottis]

Ann Widdecombe is the final boss of racist grandmas
#GeneralElection2024

[Grace Petrie @gracepetrie]

Hard to describe how surreal it is to feel so devoid of emotion tonight

[Dr Chris Cottis @ChrisCottis]

Kwasi Kwarteng on channel 4 doing post match analysis after his first half hat trick of own goals #GeneralElection2024

[Dr Chris Cottis @ChrisCottis]

It's tonight!

[Dr Chris Cottis @ChrisCottis]

Tomorrow I’ll be playing some songs @FirebugBar with @unglamorous2022 bands Dada Women, @Velvet_Crisis Rogue Notion and Ginkgo Cloud

[Dr Chris Cottis @ChrisCottis]

Tomorrow I’ll be playing some songs @FirebugBar with @unglamorous2022 bands Dada Women, @Velvet_Crisis Rogue Notion and Ginkgo Cloud