Chris Cox

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[Chris Cox @ChrisCox94]

yo, i did a thing with my boys

https://t.co/yWMj3N1IWV

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

Theo Von in 2035: It was a genocide in Gaza. We helped it happen.

Also Theo Von in 2035: hey yall tickets for GOP Führerfest are going quick, pls use code KRIEG to enter a random drawing for a meet and greet with me and Javanka!

[Reform UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Meet Sandra Daniells @ReformSussex, @reformparty_uk candidate for Bognor Regis and Littlehampton.

@TiceRichard and @Nigel_Farage - I think it's time to reconsider her as a candidate, as she's been liking some extremely racist content. Let's take a look...

[Chris Cox @ChrisCox94]

@hasanthehun @TrueAnonPod @CHAPOTRAPHOUSE @AdamFriedland @nycguidovoice

[Chris Cox @ChrisCox94]

@GeorgeMonbiot I live in a flat building where only 2 of the 6 flats are permanently occupied. Luckily our landlord is very chilled and generally a nice dude but some of the neighbours are very entitled and unfriendly as if we are encroaching on their space when they only visit once a month

[George Monbiot @GeorgeMonbiot]

What's the most environmentally damaging thing a middle class family can do?
My answer is in the next tweet.
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[Chris Cox @ChrisCox94]

@FedExHelpEU Hi there, I've sent this info and a screenshot of the current tracking info on your website, thanks 👍

[Chris Cox @ChrisCox94]

@FedExHelpEU does this mean my package was out for delivery at 8.01am this morning but now (4.01pm)is back where it started? I've waited in all day...

[Latif Nasser @latifnasser]

Last year, a coworker randomly asked me to hand-deliver an antique violin across the country. I said yes, because why not. I had no idea what I was getting into, and now I need your help. A 🧵

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

youtube algorithm suggested shorts of wealthy men on a podcast talking really fast with single-word-at-a-time captions has ruined an entire generation of men. this is what kids were watching all day while they had their zoom classes muted for 2 years straight

[Brian Gaar @briangaar]

WTF Skye is a dollar cheaper than Rubble (gender pay gap) and meanwhile Chase (thanks to his police union, I assume) is $16?!! Some really messed up dynamics going on.

[Chris Cox @ChrisCox94]

@ScottishPower can't get through on the phone, online chat useless, need to discuss the £400+ bill for last month at my previous address that we moved out from where everything has been turned off for at least 4 weeks......

[Frank Lesser @sadmonsters]

@elonmusk “Rome has never been this brightly lit at night!” -Nero

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Wow. Didn’t know Bo Burnham was a real one. Couldn’t be more relevant

[Angelo Carusone @GoAngelo]

1/ There is some pretty substantial context about Twitter's 2023 revenue and advertisers that I think partly help explains why Musk is really losing it...

And it involves upfront ad sales. Let me explain...

[Rachel Cunliffe @RMCunliffe]

Reality of our ageing population: older voters block things younger voters need in order to work and pay taxes to fund things the older voters need.

Older voters them complain young are entitled and should "work harder" like they did. MPs indulge them.

Rinse and repeat.

[Dalanie Harris 💖🤓 @DalanieHarris]

A horny mf must’ve invented string instruments bc f holes? G string?? Nut??? PEG????

[Alan Ferrier @alanferrier]

A reminder that Jeremy Hunt, when Health Secretary, sold the state-owned NHS blood plasma supplier - Plasma Resources UK - to Bain Capital, a US company co-founded Mitt Romney, in a £230m deal.

Bain Capital then sold it on to the Chinese Creat Group. For £820m.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Jeremy Hunt is talking about Truss as though she is a child who has been disciplined for bad behaviour and he is confident she will now be a really good girl.

[Richard Porter @sniffpetrol]

Meanwhile, on a private jet high over the Persian Gulf, Kimi Raikkonen briefly lowers a neat vodka from his lips and mutters, "What? The Dutch guy? Okay, whatever."