Chris Deacon

[Chris Deacon @ChrisCrossip]

@mrblairbowman For some folk in certain communities, it’s a pretty good incentive to actually do some tidying up 🤷‍♂️
That said, the way this scheme has been structured in its current format is completely unworkable.

[Blair Bowman @mrblairbowman]

.@ScotSecofState on DRS and UKIMA exemption in Westminster today: “If I was building a house I’d get planning permission, then I’d build my house, not the other way round.”

[Isle of Skye Distillers @IsleSkyeDistil]

Dear @LornaSlater, the proposed DRS has many flaws it will be: worse for the environment, limit consumer choice, increase costs & jeopardise Scottish jobs. We urge you to pause and revise the scheme with input from the 'real industry'. Let's ensure this DRS works for everyone

[Blair Bowman @mrblairbowman]

Dear @LornaSlater, the proposed DRS has many flaws it will be: worse for the environment, limit consumer choice, increase costs & jeopardise Scottish jobs. We urge you to pause and revise the scheme with input from the 'real industry'. Let's ensure this DRS works for everyone.

[Chris Deacon @ChrisCrossip]

@RichardBurgon Raising tax on capital gains sets a dangerous precedent for taxing people for spending their (already taxed) money on investable gains. There are other ways to raise tax fairly. This is not it.

[Chris Deacon @ChrisCrossip]

Dear @LornaSlater, the proposed DRS has many flaws. It will be worse for the environment, limit consumer choice, increase costs & jeopardise Scottish jobs. We urge you to pause and revise the scheme with input from the 'real industry'. Let's ensure this DRS works for everyone.

[Chris Deacon @ChrisCrossip]

Is anyone ready to fire the clocks forward? Winter is draaaaaaging.

[Chris Deacon @ChrisCrossip]

Having loads more fun making my own commentary for @BBCMOTD this evening.
I’d be well happy for @GaryLineker & Co to have a week off every month tbh.
GoooooOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLazzzzooooooh!

[Chris Deacon @ChrisCrossip]

@NicolaSturgeon @ScotParl @theSNP #DRS

[Chris Deacon @ChrisCrossip]

@NicolaSturgeon @ScotParl You’ve undermined yourselves. The UKIM laws have always been there and you failed to acknowledge the law.
Don’t go chucking the blame elsewhere, the imminent failure of this scheme is entirely in the hands of the joke shop @theSNP administration.
Utter shambles!!

[Chris Deacon @ChrisCrossip]

Hey, just wanted to share some exciting news! TrainPal is giving away fantastic train tickets and Railcard vouchers every Thursday. Don't miss out on this surprise! https://t.co/Yi9coB8SSw

[Chris Deacon @ChrisCrossip]

Train people are pricks. And I love trains! So conflicted right now 😔

[Chris Deacon @ChrisCrossip]

Up to £5! Free train ticket voucher from your friend! https://t.co/dTfK2sAXYU

[Guinness Men's Six Nations @SixNationsRugby]

𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐌𝐀𝐍? Wanted on suspicion of theft in broad daylight in the south-west London area - March 16th, 2019.

#TheFinntercept #CalcuttaCup

[Chris Deacon @ChrisCrossip]

I’m backing @SteveBartlettSC to wipe the floor with the other Dragons this series! #DragonsDen

[Chris Deacon @ChrisCrossip]

Just walked 300 yards in central London and didn’t go past a Prêt. Fuck is going on?

[Chris Deacon @ChrisCrossip]

@Lord_Sugar Good Lord 🙄

[Chris Deacon @ChrisCrossip]

@piersmorgan @Cristiano You really are one of the biggest boot-licking coch-wimbles the planet has ever endured. Well done you!

[Andy Goode @AndyGoode10]

Absolutely crying @rickygervais! If this doesn’t make you laugh nothing will!
https://t.co/qJXBsuZZGX

[Chris Deacon @ChrisCrossip]

@AndyGoode10 @rickygervais Amazing. I just snorted out loud on the train. “Michael Parkinbum” 😂😂😂