Chris Olivieri

"What he's typed will be a window into his madness" #LFGM

[Chris Olivieri @ChrisDAPS]

Made some fun vintage-style travel posters recently. This one’s for #StatenIsland – Victory Blvd at Forest Ave with the Manhattan skyline in the distance.

Poster: https://t.co/C9XMXghGRu

[Chris Olivieri @ChrisDAPS]

The IL is a weird place

[Chris Olivieri @ChrisDAPS]

There’s a special place in hell for doctors’ offices that “remind” you about your appointment by pretending it starts 15 minutes earlier than it actually does.

[Chris Olivieri @ChrisDAPS]

“Ya ratted on your friends. You do that, Frankie, your enemies don't respect ya. You got no friends no more. You got nobody, Frankie”

- Number 5

[Chris Olivieri @ChrisDAPS]

Euphoria Season 3 feels like Sam Levinson is desperately trying to prove he can make Goodfellas, not realizing he’s actually made Gotti.

[Chris Olivieri @ChrisDAPS]

@fields_cirie always knows the right thing to say on @survivorcbs.

#survivor #survivor50

[Chris Olivieri @ChrisDAPS]

@AMikeBloomType The first part of the challenge is great. The second part was dumb. Also that wasn’t enough time for the puzzle.

[Chris Olivieri @ChrisDAPS]

Just complained to @grubhub that their driver was masturbating at my door and was offered a $5 credit. Someone help me understand how any of that is ok.

[Chris Olivieri @ChrisDAPS]

You might be asking “but why?”

The answer:

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first teaser for ‘EVERYBODY WANTS TO FUCK ME’, starring Taron Egerton, was just shown at CinemaCon.

The thriller follows a man who discovers that every woman is stalking him & wants to fuck him.

[Chris Olivieri @ChrisDAPS]

Ocean’s Eleven (2001)

[Chris Olivieri @ChrisDAPS]

I assume Coogler’s grandfather LOVED Animorphs.

[Variety @Variety]

EXCLUSIVE: An "Animorphs" TV series is in early development at Disney+ with Ryan Coogler executive producing.

The series will be written by Bayan Wolcott and "follows a group of teenagers who uncover a hidden threat lurking beneath their everyday lives, all while juggling relationships, curfews, and the chaos of High School."

https://t.co/uep4jdXVk9

[Chris Olivieri @ChrisDAPS]

Big news for Chris Hansen, tbh.

[Deedy @deedydas]

Be careful what you post anonymously. New research shows AI can find who you are solely from your posts.

It's rare to see ~500x research improvements, but they went from mapping <0.1% to 54% of HackerNews profiles to their LinkedIn.

It's so over, u/throwaway4927.

[Chris Olivieri @ChrisDAPS]

TFW You Realize It’s a Week Until Opening Day #Mets #MLB #openingday

[Chris Olivieri @ChrisDAPS]

Timothée Chalamet looks like he belongs at the 1999 VMAs tonight, so I put him there. #oscars

[Chris Olivieri @ChrisDAPS]

#Oscars are tomorrow. What can I say, I’m a contrarian.

https://t.co/50q2z4SD9S

#academyawards

[Chris Olivieri @ChrisDAPS]

When he tried… but he shouldn’t have. #survivor50

[Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥 @senatorshoshana]

NEW from me on legislation that would stop AI from helping someone during a panic attack, providing personalized medical information, or responding to asks about your dog's illness - New York's S7263 and (the narrower) New Hampshire's SB640

[Chris Olivieri @ChrisDAPS]

Are you telling me nobody in that #WorldBaseballClassic Team USA locker room understood the rules of the tournament enough to realize that they hadn’t clinched anything? Not one guy told their teammates to stop celebrating because they hadn’t clinched? That’s very sad. #WBC2026

[Chris Olivieri @ChrisDAPS]

Wait…

[Chris Olivieri @ChrisDAPS]

A lot of the argument against online ID is really just: what if this gets abused later? What if there are hacks? What if…?

That’s a slippery-slope argument. Make it if you want. But, age verification isn’t surveillance.

[CNBC @CNBC]

Online age-verification tools spread across U.S. for child safety, but adults are being surveilled https://t.co/usVcy7WFVi