Chris Dow

University of Colorado Alum. DFW Born & Raised. I’m probably tweeting about sports.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Gotta pause the fight whenever God Bless America comes on 🇺🇸

[proud ranger fan @RangerApologist]

The Rangers’ deadline was the most unprepared bullshit I’ve ever seen slapped together

Added: Chase Silseth, Logan O’Hoppe, Adam Macko

Lost: Josh Smith, Angel Arredondo

Not buying. Not selling.

Just made a few moves that don’t move the needle in either direction.

[slightly depressed Rangers fan @DepressedRanger]

Glad our front office has no idea what they are doing 5 hours before the deadline

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

Committed to our future. ✔️

Mauricio Pochettino and @ussoccer have agreed on a new contract to continue as the #USMNT head coach through 2030! 🇺🇸

📝: https://t.co/Woluj2pyPh

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

Marco Rubio in the White House basement week 9

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

College Football is played this month!

[AllThings_THFC @Allthings__THFC]

My striker can’t even put his clothes on properly

[Greg Flammang @greg2126]

Kids don’t know about the PVC pipe connected to the hose

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

Dressed like he's about to blow the whistle to stop practice early because everybody's going half speed

[Brendan Porath @BrendanPorath]

The Old Course has seen everything over the centuries but I have to think this is the first time anyone has played it in an Avocados from Mexico Cure Bowl App State hoodie.

[TrackingScheffler @SchefflerLegion]

this is the greatest thing the TOUR has done in a while

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

🚨 PANENKA ALERT 🚨

Spurs youngster Luca Williams-Barnett, just 17, pulled off an audacious penalty against Sydney FC. Such confidence at such a young age 😮‍💨

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Mauricio Pochettino on course to agree new contract & extend reign as USA head coach through to 2030 World Cup. Barring unexpected change of heart 54yo Argentine boss set to remain in charge of #USMNT for next cycle @TheAthleticFC after @AndresCantorGOL https://t.co/TYHr8JVuHm

[starsnstripesfc 🇺🇸 @starsnstripesfc]

“Through reliable sources, I understand that Mauricio Pochettino renewal negotiations are going well and that the intention is to be able to announce it soon, in order for him and his staff to start working on the Sep/Oct FIFA match dates.”

(@AndresCantorGOL)

[Chris Dow @ChrisDDow]

@mikelikessports They need to sell and buy honestly.

With lack of sellers, take advantage of your pieces to rebuild farm.

If they add, add only controllable pieces.

And try hard to move off Seager.

[Bob Sturm @SportsSturm]

I wish the Stars had those same plans this summer.

[Geoff Schwartz @geoffschwartz]

Given the circumstances this pass set is exceptional. You just can't let the cookies get by you. The first few kicks were so aggressive it disarmed the defender that she didn't see the overset.

[Masters Burner @ANGC_burner]

this might be the hardest I’ve laughed in a while

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Jersey Jerry is going on a dynastic run for Lib of the Year @PardonMyTake

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Props to @stephenasmith for defending @sophaller standing up for women only in women’s sports. It’s all just basic common sense!