Chris Manners

Dreamer, scribbler, singer. Loves wrestling semi-colons and steel-strung guitars. Yearns to be renaissance man, settles for Barnsley FC from the sofa.

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@Philiai Fewer

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Next-to-last minute addition to the weekend's schedule sends performer rummaging through dusty old notebooks.

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@HardingMike Boris would need at least three Fridays every week if he was going to spend the evening with his kids.

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Just a week and a few minutes to go . . . and all I can think about is where I'm going to park.

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@HilaryDelamare @vueling Yack!

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@KMFollett One of my favourites.

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Dionne Warwick. Oh God. Kill me now. All that I don’t want from music.

[wheatus @wheatus]

well hey!

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@IAMKP My Dad always said: making stuff do after it’s worn out saves you money. Funny about shoe brushes; far from funny when it’s about schools.

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@Gavin_Dimmock I think so

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@IMcMillan There was a grand lady in faux fur
Who once had a fling with the chauffeur.
They tried the car bonnet
but couldn't stay on it
so finished indoors on the sofa.

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@MattQuinnMusic Fair comment . . . but I’ve given you a tiny hint.

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@Depheruk You are a remarkable and inspiring man. Your selfless generosity should be an example to us all. It is to me. Sleep well, rest, and come back strong tomorrow. Those who need you will still need you. Those who doubt you will still be arseholes. I know which way I’ll be looking.

[Andrew Godsell 💙 🎗️📚 💚 @AndrewGodsell]

Laura Kuenssberg says the people of Britain have a love / hate relationship with the NHS.

I love our public service NHS. It is privatisation that is the problem.

Please vote and Retweet. Thanks

#NHS75 💙

@bbclaurak

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@allhalejoe Cool is the rule

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Obligatory pre- gig selfie: Blondie at Scarborough Open Air Theatre.

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And here’s yer actual Blondie

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@Nick_Pettigrew And so fast and precise into and out of the fills. World-beating.

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[Steve Askew @StephenAskew16]

Come and stand together with Ukraine on Friday and have a great night of live music at the Wetherby Folk Club.
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