Chris Davis Facts

Christopher Lyn Davis is a semi-professional baseball player for the Baltimore Orioles. These are fake-ish facts about the man named Crush Davis. Parody account

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I have a Chris Davis joke, but it wouldn't connect.

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Chris Davis fact: if you make your profile picture a dumpster on fire, Chris Davis will immediately write you into his will.

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@mattkremnitzer Chris Davis thinks that if you appreciate a good old fashioned swing-and-a-miss then he has just the account for you.

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@hoops886 @JoeTrezz Chris Davis is ready to carry true believers all the way to the Fantasy Playoffs before posting an All Time great 1-103 September that will Crush (Davis) their hopes and dreams

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@hoops886 I only draft kickers so that my fantasy lineup and my real life box scores look the exact same.

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Paging @TheAthletic HR Dept.

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With December officially here, some BIG personal news, #TeamHuevos ...

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@DanClarkSports Me and Strike Three

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The only thing worse than Chris Davis' ability to make contact with a baseball is @YahooFantasy's ability to make an update to a well-functioning chat feature that actually improves on the product. Or works at all.

cc @gangrenegang @hiltonjeah13 @hoops886

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@fortron @Rangers Three years ago today, Roughned Odor made cleaner contact with Jose Bautista's jaw than Chris Davis has made with a baseball since.

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Chris Davis is a staunch believer in eco conservatism, which is why on #EarthDay he is making a pledge to never again damage a wooden bat by needlessly making contact with a rawhide baseball. #EarthK #StrikeOutForEarth

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@jsbearr Now you just sound like my hitting coach.

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Chris Davis Fact: The only misery Chris Davis experiences is the movie based on the King novel. Chris Davis watches it on demand instead of film on his opposing pitchers.

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@gangrenegang 5. Where is my wife?
6. Why is Chris Davis in my bed?
7. What happened last night?
8. Who should pay for brunch?

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@gangrenegang @utahjazz Chris Davis thinks NRA is a fancy new sabermetric that he does not understand.

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Chris Davis thinks that Craig Breslow is a first-ballot hall of famer. @hoops886

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Chris Davis is a lot like #MichaelCohen in that neither will be doing much for the next 36 months.

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Chris Davis was #OverTwitter but missed @hiltonjeah13 too much to stay away

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Chris Davis planned to attend the GM Winter Meetings, but instead he stayed home with his kids to work on his swing.

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Chris Davis hasn't gone quiet. He just keeps forgetting to hit the Tweet button.

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Chris Davis thought he passed Cal in consecutive games played, but it was really consecutive games played with a K #chrisdavisfacts