Chris Ellson

never found a challenge I couldn't overcome

[ry @wetpaintt]

Any 21 yr old buying UV Blue should immediately be charged with supplying to minors because no self respecting adult drinks it after getting alcohol poisoning from it twice in high school

[christina trexler @xtinacomputes]

I never thought Wiz Khalifa’s lie detector test would be the purest form of entertainment

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

DON'T TOUCH IT!

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

How ya girl looks at you when she’s confidently missing the point but sticking with her theory anyway.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

That boy ain't right

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

LMAOOOOO! 😆

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

When Julian Edelman received this DM on Instagram, he contacted Boston Police.

Police traced it to a Michigan address, where a 14-year-old boy admitted to posting it & found two rifles at his home.

The boy was arrested: https://t.co/rCgNvvgDtp

[Chris Ellson @ChrisEllson501]

@camL21 @Mason_Rourke I get that but there could be a situations where it's needed. So I think it's better to have it and not use it then too not be able to get them at all. There should be mental screenings, background checks, and training before you can own one.

[Chris Ellson @ChrisEllson501]

@camL21 @Mason_Rourke I really don't understand the point you're making bro. You're saying you can kill with a pistol but you can't have an AR cause you can kill with it too? Like what if 4 people ran up in my house with illegal AR's, I'd rather have my own in that situation than a pistol.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I'll raise you 3mph for that!

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Hol' up hol' up

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

This may be the greatest Amazon review ever.

[Chris Ellson @ChrisEllson501]

D'Angelos looks delicious

[Chris Ellson @ChrisEllson501]

Loaded like a baked potato

[Chris Ellson @ChrisEllson501]

@Matt_Skalla You still got a big head tho

[Chris Ellson @ChrisEllson501]

Ignorance is bliss