Chris Emanuel

Professional Procurer. Retired Events dude. STL Sports Fan, Busch League Softballer, Drummer, & #GirlDogDad

All opinions are my own, especially the bad ones.

[Chris Emanuel @ChrisEmanuel]

What a legendary tweet.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

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@MatthewrMoore What could go wrong with an overlap of finance and intelligence? 🙄

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@MrPlaztastic17 @TheAthletic This tweet was the push I needed to cancel @TheAthletic. Thanks!

CC: @TheAthleticMLB @TheAthleticSTL for viability.

[Chris Emanuel @ChrisEmanuel]

Love how @FollowMercy paints “Be Seen” at Busch Stadium yet my two doctors in STL reschedule on me all of the time. Unreal.

[Chris Emanuel @ChrisEmanuel]

@Ineverglow @allastud People need to read page 5 & 6 and then read it again… and then read it again… and then read it again and think about almost every Christian concert they’ve been too.

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Have 10 year @soIoucity anniversary to all who celebrate!

[NHL @NHL]

@soIoucity

[Chris Emanuel @ChrisEmanuel]

Shoutout to @Tayaustin01 for being a real one and shouting out ST. LOUIS! 🤘🏼

[Thomas Welch @twelcher15]

Tavon Austin makes the Rams selection and makes sure the first thing he does is shoutout St. Louis

Greatest highlight reel of all time and forever an STL legend in my book @Tayaustin01

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@twelcher15 I bet this guy was furious when he heard it and made them delete that part of the clip.

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@RamsNFL Why did you all edit out the first line of his speech?!? Did @kdemoff make you do it? #KroenkeSucks

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@FlippinBatsPod @Braves @Padres @Yankees @Brewers @Reds @Pirates @tigers @CleGuardians @Cubs @BenVerlander The disrespect. The Cardinals would have the highest win % in the AL right now 😂😭😂

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😭😂😭

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

Good news, we’re not the Mets

[MLB @MLB]

The @Cardinals are the only team without a loss when scoring first this season!

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@LiquidDeath this is how @amazon ships your product out in St. Louis. I was just trying to murder my thirst but they sent me a mold bomb trying to murder me. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@jimmyeatworld You can just keep adding a few more here and there… STL on the way to Nashville 🤞🏼

[The Masters @TheMasters]

Needing one stroke on No. 6, Shane Lowry cards an ace. #themasters

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@CBSSportsCBB @coachbrucepearl @UConnMBB You all could just make the Bruce Pearl experiment a 2025/2026 only thing and we’d all be cool with that.

[Jim Dalfino @jimsoxfan]

CB Bucknor has 78 challenges so far and was wrong on all of them.

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

"Cream Abdul-Jabbar!" 😵‍💫

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

America’s favorite pair of goggles is BACK in the big dance

[Chris Emanuel @ChrisEmanuel]

Turned of the Miami of Ohio game to see the hype just in time to watch Head Coach Travis Steele have a top tier crash out like a garbage human.

Justice for the DJ!