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Not just dicks and pentagrams

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"Don't slam your dick in the cash register, even though money's wet and ready. Love, Dad." #ChrisFairbanks #DeepSh## @barvonblaq

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#ChrisFairbanks
@KarenKilgariff
@BadSciencePod

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Chris: I can't wait to hate in person. Just a few more months!
Karen: Don't forget: the hate is waiting. We're gonna make it. #ChrisFairbanks #KarenKilgariff #DYNAR

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"Your New Year's resolution is to start a revolution?" #DYNAR #ChrisFairbanks

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"I grew up in an atheist family, but man, were we into Christmas. Believed in Santa Claus until I was thirteen, but my dad taught me that when you died, nothing happened." #ChrisFairbanks #JamesWFairbanks

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New bio, courtesy of the most recent DYNAR #TimelyandSpoopy #DYNAR #ChrisFairbanks

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"We live in a urinal cake with crime." #ILoveLA #ChrisFairbanks #DYNAR

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I guess cleaning up pho that I spill on purpose is my new cigarettes. I'm bored. #QuarBlues #ChrisFairbanks #DYNAR

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"This is a real Magi triangle...pyramid scheme." #OHenryMeetsOsiris #ChrisFairbanks @ExactlyRight @ISaidNoGifts

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@teamyasumura @chrisfairbanks [squinting] Elaborate.

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"I did spend most of my good, legitimate boner years skateboarding." #TheBonerYears #IsThisAReboot #DYNAR #ChrisFairbanks

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"Hit up @chrisfairbanks if you would like to buy a very expensive
'I-snore-celes Lie-angle Triangle Bed Headboard.'" - @Dave_Horwitz

#AVisionaryCraftsman
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"I have never vacuumed with sexual frustration before, but it is a THOROUGH job." #QuarantineDrought #DYNAR #ChrisFairbanks

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@NormDuhamel @chrisfairbanks Didn't you try this once but it got cut? The madlad finally did it.

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"Goddamn, Chris Fairbanks is funny. Effortless. One of those guys that just doesn't break a sweat but will make you hyperventilate with laughter." - Dave Stone, on @BoogieMnstrPod's Comic of The Week

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Enjoy this accidental wallpaper!

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My stand up special Rescue Cactus is available TODAY for purchase/rental at:
https://t.co/BvaMM6cbi3

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@chrisfairbanks This tweet interrupted my viewing! 😅

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@tignoty @AllieGoertz This "We Didn't Start The Fire" remix is amazing.

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"It reminded me that I do like that skateboarders are supportive, and you can show up with a scary haircut, and they'll say 'good job'." #SkateSupportSect #DYNAR #ChrisFairbanks

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The new release day is June 22nd!