Christopher Fitzer

It rains on the beloved, and it rains on the damned.

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FYI @metmuseum, you may want to spellcheck this El Greco caption. #SyrianDesserts

[Dorcas Leung @dorcas]

To love a Mambo Taxi is to see the face of God

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I think I'm going to bring back "zig-a-zig-ah." Now I just need a reason to slam my body down and wind it all around... #zigazigah

[Rosa Pasquarella @whatrosasaid]

I guess "hard boiled egg" does sound better than "gelatinized avian placenta".

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Since it's #NationalSiblingsDay and #throwbackthursday #tbt, here is a gem for all of you. @sarah_fitzer

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Y'all, I want to be Sydney Bristow when I grow up.

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Guys, I fucking love Texas! #truth

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It's 1:55 am, I'm at The Foundry in Dallas, and @fleetwoodmac is still and always my jam.

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Mardi Gras? Fat Tuesday? National Pancake Day? None, of those holidays matter, because the most important thing is it's @meganwheels B-day!

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Guys, stop freaking out. John Travolta did not butcher Idina Menzel's name; he just translated it into Scientology.

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If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

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Happy Texas Independence Day, y'all! (But why is it snowing and sleeting?! Shouldn't we be having margs and beers on a patio somewhere?)

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Waco, time to show me a good time! But I doubt you can live up to Norman. #BoomerSooner

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...That you are here - that life exists and identity; that the powerful play goes on, and you may contribute a verse...

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Just for public knowledge: Brett Michaels sells clothes for dogs, including this pink and zebra tutu number... #brhp

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On August 13, 2012 I joke tweeted that t.A.T.u. should reunite for the #Sochi Olympics, and tomorrow we will find out if they really will...

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Joanie loves Chachi, and my mom loves tchotchkes.