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[Middle Right @MiddleRights]

@ZeekArkham Teddy Roosevelt frequently held boxing matches and partook in them until he detached his retna in one, then switched to judo.

[Chris Gaskill 😊 ✨ @ChrisGaskill]

As a fan of both and now that they're both gone I have to ask if anyone knows the story behind the David Allan Coe song "Jimmy Buffett Doesn't Live in Key West Anymore?"

Was there more to it or is it a singular shot through the void?

[Sean Silverman: Silverman Bar Exam & LSAT Tutoring @BarExamTutor]

An offer:

With the current iteration of the bar exam on life support, if anyone needs an additional resource for the MBE, the UBE, or Florida, feel free to email me for a downloadable copy of the books I've written. On the house.

These books won't have much use once the NextGen administration takes over so I'd rather the books go out into the world and do some good while time remains. And it won't even cost you the $28 that it costs, apparently, to buy lunch.

Only caveat is to be patient. The emails can pile up, but I'll get to them.

#barexam

[Legal Eagle 🦅 @AllThingsCivil]

Me, skimming the invite, looking for the most important line:

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Imagine loving The Sopranos and then finding out New Jersey is real

[Neil Strauss @neilstrauss]

One cannot change the past, but one can ruin a perfectly good present by worrying about the future.

—Chanakya, 300 BC

[Derek Mitchley @DerekMitchley1]

@RealMamaEagle I'm an old fart so I grew up with Cunningham and loved him. Also loved Mcnabb at the time. They were both "fun to watch". These past 10 years though, winning is so much better than fun watches. I'll be nostalgic for this era when I'm 80

[Brandon Tatum @TheOfficerTatum]

Bro!! I am a new fan of this man. Thank you!!

[Ryan Holiday @RyanHoliday]

We have it within us to be the type of people who try to get things done, try with everything we've got, and, whatever verdict comes in, are ready to accept it instantly and move on to whatever is next.

Is that you? Because it can be.

[Bea @wee951758]

@stottbohmmarsh They charge $14 for a beer. What's a pint of organic berries gonna cost?

[Billy Binion @billybinion]

Perhaps my favorite Supreme Court exchange in recent memory:

Solicitor general: “It’s a new world."

John Roberts: "It's a new world. It's the same Constitution."

Into my veins 😌

[Judge Stephen Dillard @JudgeDillard]

ICYMI: My article in The Journal of Appellate Practice and Process—“Democratizing the Judiciary: Why Judges Should Engage ‘We the People’ Through Social-Media Platforms”—is now available online. https://t.co/KRVMRkJEkg

[kyle @kgeich]

Retire it and destroy all evidence they ever existed ❤️

[“Sports fan Mark Kremer” @mark_kremer]

Philadelphia

[Highland Fleet Lute @FleetLute]

@RealJVincent @ShadowofEzra @CIA "and you don't even have to blackmail me."

CIA unlikely to consider it a winning deal if you take all the fun out of it for them.

[J Vincent @RealJVincent]

@ShadowofEzra Hey, @CIA, if you're listening, I swear I'll spew your propaganda 24/7 for $10k per month and you don't even have to blackmail me.

[Chris Gaskill 😊 ✨ @ChrisGaskill]

@JamesHSLevine @legallyypink I've done both.
As a kid a grilled peanut butter with bananas was one of my favs.

[Chris Gaskill 😊 ✨ @ChrisGaskill]

@JamesHSLevine @legallyypink Wait, are you doing an egg batter too?
From your description it sounds more like a grilled cheese w/ PB& J plus powdered sugar than it does a monte cristo?

[Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison]

Me in college: “oh that event has free food, I’m definitely going”
Me in law school: “oh that event has free food, I’m definitely going”
Me as an adult: “oh that event has free food, I’m definitely going”
The food may be better now but some things will never change.

[Chris Gaskill 😊 ✨ @ChrisGaskill]

RIP to the man who wrote the book on poker.