Chris Handloser

Writer. Musician. Financial Advisor. Podcaster, dog lover, family man. This world is already too hard, let’s not make it harder on each other, ok?

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@TheDailyShow Please cut
Your losses with Grace. The archetype was accurate, but the execution was very feeble.

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@Altavistagoogle “Pretending”….OKAY ASSHOLE. It’s called….travel??? Blocking you now. Get dead.

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@BallySports DET SHAME ON YOU! YOU HAVE ONE JOB. Don’t even try to pass the buck. You had another year extension on the table and instead, we have no baseball all summer. THIS IS YOUR FAULT. GET YOUR SH*T TOGETHER.

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@Altavistagoogle Excuse me but you have no idea who I am, or where I’m living or what my circumstances are. Go away.

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@BallySportsDET

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@ShipMyMoneyDFS BRO! This Andre Drummond call was 🔥🔥🔥. Too bad I also played Mills haha. But I’ll take the split 🤑

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@jfazli @DK_Assist Oh. You’re from Philly. I should’ve known better. You guys all major in “asshole” in sports fan university.

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@jfazli @DK_Assist Good lord. You really believe that huh? That’s really your take here? Twitter is insufferable because of people like you…..

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@DraftKings @DK_Assist Ok so I’m really glad you figured out the “void” part.

Now for gods sakes please figure out the REFUND part.

What a clunker. Ugh.

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@DraftKings Incredible how badly you’re handling this. VOID AND REFUND ALL DFS LINEUPS NOW.

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@DK_Assist You guys are really screwing this up….. Void and refund all DFS lineups right away or you’re gonna lose A LOT of customers and money.

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@Reddyright3 @BallySportsHEAT @DK_Assist @FanDuel @FanDuel_Support Also, thank you for actually conversing on here like a normal human being. I assure you I was calling the Bally sports dude the fuckstick.

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@Reddyright3 @BallySportsHEAT @DK_Assist @FanDuel @FanDuel_Support Ugh. I was not aware of this. I’ve never encountered anything tricky with them before, I guess.

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@Dippin87343950 @Reddyright3 @DK_Assist Yeah I mean, how many single game slates aren’t decided until the very last plays of the game? Why is this so hard?

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@Reddyright3 @BallySportsHEAT @DK_Assist @FanDuel @FanDuel_Support No I completely disagree with the second part. It was five mins into the game and it’s incredibly fucking easy to use good, reasonable judgement and change course. In fact, this will probably prompt an update of the T&C.

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@Reddyright3 @BallySportsHEAT @DK_Assist Ok then tell me why @FanDuel @FanDuel_Support voided and refunded everyone already?

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@notaznlee @BallySportsHEAT @Reddyright3 @DK_Assist Nah, I just think we should be able to make better decisions if something crazy unprecedented happens. But yeah, ya know, keep being the “rules will be rules” folks. Y’all are the breaks on the world’s car.