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Chris immediately regrets regretting nothing.

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@ScottDKushner My tickets decreased by a pretty significant amount.

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@mayorcantrell @CityOfNOLA “Make sure to get me typing into my desktop background.”

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@markjburns88 @Sportico

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@mayorcantrell @OurMayors @CityOfNOLA Can you economically develop some functioning street lights by my house?

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@mayorcantrell @CityOfNOLA @roadworknola The streetlights by my house still don’t function properly.

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@mayorcantrell @CityOfNOLA @NOPDNews We regret to inform you that our “NOPD Roll Call” series has been discontinued after only three tweets, as we have profiled all officers who have not retired or quit in the last six months.

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@mayorcantrell I bet Austin could fix the streetlight by my house that hasn’t functioned since Ida.

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@mayorcantrell @CityOfNOLA But if I have to sacrifice street lights for your award-winning web series, then I’ll gladly sit in pointless traffic!

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@mayorcantrell @CityOfNOLA The streetlights by my house still don’t function properly.

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@lsutigerzfan @CrescentCityPod @PelicansNBA @BallySportsNO This was hardly inevitable. They could have partnered with a handful of other broadcast companies.

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@PelicansNBA @BallySportsNO This is the kind of thing you announce at 7:00p on a Friday.

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@cclark_13 I guess two straight years of the Pelicans not purposely shooting themselves in the foot was too much to ask for.

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@mayorcantrell @CityOfNOLA @TheRootsofMusic Congratulations to Ascona on upholding our standard of being adverse to any semblance of crime prevention!

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@mayorcantrell @CityOfNOLA @ericadamsfornyc The street lights by my house still don’t function properly.

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Sometimes when I get upset that the traffic lights by my home haven’t functioned properly since Ida, I think about the resurrected relationship with our sister city in Israel and I realize just how overrated basic travel engineering truly is.

[Mayor LaToya Cantrell @mayorcantrell]

When I became mayor, New Orleans had over a dozen sister cities but only three were active.

We made it a priority to reactivate the dormant sister city agreements & reactivate our partnership, allowing our city to fully live up to its history as the international city that it is

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@cclark_13 It’s the best week of every year.

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@LandonBuford No way this is your standard for being right or wrong. It’s irresponsible.

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@LandonBuford Maybe address this?

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@LandonBuford I’m not huge on CJ with the Pels but I kind of want it to get done just to expose how far off this is, per NBA source.

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@MasonGinsberg @jasonrmcintyre So, to recap, the Blazers declined the Pels’ offer Mr. Buford reported on and then accepted a SUBSTANTIALLY worse offer roughly 12 hours later?