Chris wets his plants

he/him/any

-wife guy-

[Chris wets his plants @ChrisHatesGeese]

I'm gonna start a Tesla cover band, and we are going to call ourselves Edison and pretend we wrote all the songs.

[Chris wets his plants @ChrisHatesGeese]

@MrBananaSocks That's a choking hazard

[Chris wets his plants @ChrisHatesGeese]

@emilykmay I agree for the most part, although I found it to be helpful any time I had appointments with clients (as a large man) to make sure that somebody else was within earshot at least, at a minimum. I don't want anybody to feel uncomfortable.

[Chris wets his plants @ChrisHatesGeese]

@taylorsschumann @emilykmay @MichHoivata You made me audibly chuckle. I agree.

[Chris wets his plants @ChrisHatesGeese]

@AJEnglish this mf said "hortly"

[Chris wets his plants @ChrisHatesGeese]

@PhilJamesson @ronnui_ aioli, though? Yes.

[Chris wets his plants @ChrisHatesGeese]

@barry Do you want to hear about my fantasy football team?

[Chris wets his plants @ChrisHatesGeese]

@MatthewEPierce John was the Baptist. Jesus was a member of the churches of Christ, obviously.

[Jenni Tabler, PhD @jenni_tabler]

DISNEY OWNS THE RIGHTS TO THE MUPPETS AND COULD JUST MAKE REMAKES OF DISNEY CLASSICS WITH THE MUPPETS AND YET THEY MAKE US SUFFER THROUGH LIVE ACTION REMAKES SEND TWEET

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

ABOLISH THE PRISON INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX. except for trump, he can go

[Chris wets his plants @ChrisHatesGeese]

@barry Detroit style pizza isn't even good.

[Chris wets his plants @ChrisHatesGeese]

@ChristnNitemare Yes I can

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

i will never understand how so many christians can read the gospels and come away with “we should kill more people”

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

They died….

[Eoin Higgins @EoinHiggins_]

Come on bro. Post some more family pics. Just one more pic of your kids. Please bro.

[Chris wets his plants @ChrisHatesGeese]

@songsofconquest I would like to play this game, but I am financially disabled

[Songs of Conquest @songsofconquest]

Ok, due to the immense popularity we are doing another give-away: Retweet, follow, like and leave a comment in order for a chance to win a key for the game and the digital artbook! ⚔️

[Chris wets his plants @ChrisHatesGeese]

@songsofconquest Yes, I would like a key for a Heroes of Might and Magic inspired indie game. That sounds like my cup of tea.

[Songs of Conquest @songsofconquest]

Do you want a key for a Heroes of Might and Magic inspired indie game? This is how: Retweet, like and leave a comment below and we'll pick a winner before we release into 1.0 tomorrow! Good luck! 🥳

[Chris wets his plants @ChrisHatesGeese]

@ErinChack Here is my favorite video about this joke: https://t.co/Z0Y5SI1K1v

[Chris wets his plants @ChrisHatesGeese]

@LoGravityTweets Who gives a shit? Let me die.