Chris Hawthorne

Assistant Headteacher at a secondary school in the midlands. Slightly obsessed with football and Stoke City.

[Chris Hawthorne @ChrisHawth87]

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[Chris Hawthorne @ChrisHawth87]

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[Chris Hawthorne @ChrisHawth87]

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How I was able to Profit $84000 USDC off of the recent Circle crash. A thread 1/5 🧵

[Chris Hawthorne @ChrisHawth87]

Dodgy keeping. Copy and paste (regardless of goalkeeper)

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@bayernoatcake2 Didn’t we score 6 goals in 3 games with Campbell/Delap as a front two? Then we changed it the last two games and scored none?

[Chris Hawthorne @ChrisHawth87]

Not buying this lack of effort crap.
I didn’t see any lack of effort today. I saw poor football and poor performances. Again.

[Chris Hawthorne @ChrisHawth87]

@mikeparry8 You’d have to re-write the laws to allow it. Is that what you are suggesting?

[Chris Hawthorne @ChrisHawth87]

@DGabrielliSmith @TrouserdogSCFC Yes-was there for that and remember it. As I’ve said, i don’t really care how we play, I just want to see us try and do something. It’s felt for a long time that we just pick XI names and just see what happens. A football manager’s main responsibility is to coach his/her team.

[Chris Hawthorne @ChrisHawth87]

@TrouserdogSCFC West Brom at home. Forest at home. Barnsley (I think this was the game where we missed loads of chances). Those games were some of the best football we’ve played since the PL days.

[Chris Hawthorne @ChrisHawth87]

@TrouserdogSCFC Dominate the ball. We were possession based for much of MON’s successful spells.

[Chris Hawthorne @ChrisHawth87]

@TrouserdogSCFC Why we weren’t sending everyone up and launching in their box is beyond me. Particularly when Powell was winning most headers anyway! 2/2

[Chris Hawthorne @ChrisHawth87]

@TrouserdogSCFC However - my football philosophy will be different to AN’s. I don’t really give a toss, I just want to try and see us implement something. Some form of plan. We had a free kick on 80 minutes around 30 yards from our goal and Souttar passed it back to Wilmot. 1/2

[Chris Hawthorne @ChrisHawth87]

@TrouserdogSCFC It’s fine for this to change game by game. And it’s important to note that the one player we have with the low centre of gravity who plays on the half turn, isn’t getting a look in. Criminal the amount of game time DWP has had. 2/2

[Chris Hawthorne @ChrisHawth87]

@TrouserdogSCFC I disagree. I’m not writing AN off yet but I’m yet to see an attempt to play to anyone’s strengths. Most pairings out of Gayle/Campbell/Delap/Brown (probably include Powell) could work. But whatever pair you play you have to play with a style that suits. 1/2

[Chris Hawthorne @ChrisHawth87]

@JonnyPotter87 What’s wrong with being bald?!

[Chris Hawthorne @ChrisHawth87]

How’s that not a penalty !?!?

[Chris Hawthorne @ChrisHawth87]

@ricohjam Reminded me of Burnley away where he did the same. But then once he gained his starting place back, was a bit passive.

[Chris Hawthorne @ChrisHawth87]

@DUCKmagstoke If we start beating shite sides, he’ll be playing for a play-off chasing Championship side!!

The 5 points we’ve dropped against Rotherham are the difference between us and the play offs.

[Chris Hawthorne @ChrisHawth87]

I like the lad but Jordan Thompson is the most passive footballer I’ve watched. You wouldn’t know if you were 1 down or 3 up watching him in possession with 5 minutes to go. Zero balls in possession.