Chris Heffernan

Small Man

[Chris Heffernan @ChrisHeffernan6]

After Bones And All I am now going to call Chalamet by the name "little timmy reacharound"

[Chris Heffernan @ChrisHeffernan6]

Is this real?

[🍉 @Daystarverse]

Just rewatched Love and thunder and man I still love this movie. This ending is beautiful https://t.co/3sRwGTs6bl

[Ben Sprung 🇺🇦 @bgsprung]

mind blown by a YouTube comment of all things

[Chris Heffernan @ChrisHeffernan6]

Oh fukkk yea

[donald boat @laserboat999]

The espresso machine is grinding, moaning, pulsing, squirting and squelching for me.

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Never brought a pencil to school ever. scrounged for one every single day. hunter gatherer shit. teacher was done with this behavior. refused me pencil on test day. went to the bathroom, sad. I was to fail. Found a grimy HB#2 under a bush. I think nature spirit Pan left it for me

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Nothing can prepare you for the second paragraph here

[Chris Heffernan @ChrisHeffernan6]

Braised Pork by An Yu is probably the best debut novel I have read in 5 years

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"You don't win friends with salad!"

[Chris Heffernan @ChrisHeffernan6]

Calling my mom to teach her about Liz Truss' day collar

[Chris Heffernan @ChrisHeffernan6]

Even though I finished it two months ago I think how good Meantime by Frankie Boyle is just hit me

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

just saw joe biden walking in sweatpants and his hog was slapping his thighs so bad it sounded like a grandfather clock

[Chris Heffernan @ChrisHeffernan6]

@LWhannell Genius comedian and unhinged tweeter of great proportions. Not sure how much of that thread is even true

[Chris Heffernan @ChrisHeffernan6]

This post gave me big depression and I don't really know why

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Just like Paris.

[Chris Heffernan @ChrisHeffernan6]

Only went and double booked so I'm selling one ticket to Banshees Of Inisherin on the 14th at 14:45. Seat DD22. £10 @LFFstubs

[Chris Heffernan @ChrisHeffernan6]

Kinda fuming that I choose to go to LFF next week and missed out on bones and all