Chris

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

yesterday i came out of my studio and my son (4) told me he had an idea for a comic so i drew this while he was giving me the complete instructions:

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

Incredible

[William Wolfe 🇺🇸 @WilliamWolfe]

When I was
A young boy
My father
Took me into the city
To see the Pentagon

[Bill Meltzer @billmeltzer]

Flyers and Trevor Zegras have agreed to a four-year contract worth $9.125 million AAV. He can become an unrestricted free agent in 2030 at age 29.

The AAV came in somewhere between the two sides' rumored figures, with Zegras camp having been said (not confirmed) to have been looking for something in Sebastian Aho range, and the Flyers well below. May have met roughly in the middle with agent Pat Brisson.

Clauses -- NTC, NMC, etc. -- have not yet been published by @CapWages or @PuckPedia. But Zegras will represent 8.8 percent of the Flyers' cap.

Zegras made $5.75 million AAV under his previous contract.

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

Critics claim that tonight’s South Park episode, Scott Tenorman Must Die, has gone too far, as it depicts character Eric Cartman forcing a classmate to eat his own parents.

Band Radiohead cameos.

[George SJW Bush @acenter102]

I think about this a lot

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

The psychotic mental illness is the point.

[Chris @ChrisHerc]

@grahamformaine @NoahCRothman Gfy

[Secretary Marco Rubio @SecRubio]

Laotian national Tou Lue Vang was convicted of sexually abusing a 10-year-old girl in Minnesota. 

He was set to be deported until @GovTimWalz issued him a pardon.

Then, I revoked his legal status. @ICEgov has removed him from the U.S. and he will never endanger another American.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

YouTuber Danny Gonzalez wants YouTube to let you "turn off" Shorts altogether as they're his biggest frustration with the internet

"I feel like I would use the YouTube app so much more if you could turn off Shorts"

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

Women have been some of Platner’s biggest supporters.

The polling bears that out.

[T_p_tio 🎈 @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl]

It's your duty as an American to remove and burn any Somali flag you see flying in our great nation.

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

If Will Thomas didn't swim against the women, he still would have come in 462nd place, and nobody would know his name.

See how that works?

[Chris @ChrisHerc]

@landofthe80s

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

The Celtics return for Jaylen Brown

[Mr. Rager @SeattleRager]

“I don’t want to use the MLB Ballpark app. I want a physical ticket stub.”

[Alvaro Berro @alvarofberro]

🚨 #ULTIMAHORA preocupación por el estado de salud mental de Edward Norton. Se le ha visto desorientado hablando solo durante el USA-Turquía en el estadio de los Ángeles.

[Daily Roman Updates @UpdatingOnRome]

Both.