Chris Hoepelman

Snarky disabled trombonist, oy you.

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@KemiBadenoch And the band played "believe it if you like".

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@MikScarlet I must try it. I've been sticking to alcohol on its own.

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@Jenny_1884 In case your old age has led you to forget the heatwave was in July and August. We've still got two months to go.

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@maura_resister @Patrici89225734 I'm English, speak English. We don't want them.

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Anyone noticed that the Straits of Hormuz is closed more often than Melania's legs.

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@MichaelRosenYes @cholatera @CalJamieson @ClarkeMicah If we have to have immigration we may as well have educated immigrants. After all we have so many uneducated natives

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@SimonDanczuk Haven't you noticed how many leave voters have died since 2016 and how many new, younger pro EU voters have joined the electorate? The 2016 referendum denied their rights. Give them a new referendum or aren't you a democrat?

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@ClaireCoutinho Which will be refined abroad and sold on the world market at market prices to no benefit to the British market. The oil companies probably pay very little tax on their profits and that's after the two plus years it takes to get to market.
Idiot

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@ronsterd89 Write her autobiography.

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@QprEver No. It wasn't over cake, prosecco or any parties. It was lying to Parliament about it. Liar = Boris.

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@sweet_nector1 It's the base for a treadle operated sewing machine. DUH.

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Accessible stations on the Central Line through central London.
Mile End, Tottenham Court Road, Bond Street.
That's it, does anyone think this is enough?

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@MichaelRosenYes You should feel honoured.

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@ianrich15813274 We need some new verses to The Vicar of Bray

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If when I was working I missed as much attendance at work as Nigel Farage I would have been sacked.
Who thinks that MPs should have minimum attendance either in the House their constituency or on Parliamentary business? If their attendance falls below 50% they should face recall

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@susanparkin7 @toadmeister Imagine if the first target was the gas fired power stations as in Ukraine or the nuclear power stations?

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@MissLauraMarcus Only if Farage plays true to his Master's playbook and bans elections.

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@SamanthaTaghoy Samantha Smith show us your proof.

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@Keir_Starmer Sorry Sir Kier. But diagnosing what is causing the swelling in my left foot can't be done remotely and it took four days to get a face to face appointment. The blood test is 12/12.

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@AndyGJBurge @Patrici89225734 @LeeAndersonMP_ DOGE - Department of Geriatric Evictions