Chris Holman

[Chris Holman @ChrisHolman77]

I miss the Trivago guy and his teeth. Bring him back!

[Chris Holman @ChrisHolman77]

@Sofia50020Sofia Big Trouble in Littel China

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Rome wasn't built in a day but McMahon Stadium was built in 103 days. That's pretty wild.

[Chris Holman @ChrisHolman77]

Listening to Turnstile for the first time. Yeah, I'd attempt to kill the singer's dad too for bringing this crap into the world.

[Chris Holman @ChrisHolman77]

@YaOnlyLivvOnce @Steph_Vaquer $1925.00 to meet you. Nah, I'm good. I'll give you a $1. That's about it.

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I've started wearing sweatpants in public. I've obviously given up on life. #StandUpComedy #Haha #Comedy #Funny

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Instagram just notified me that my dead cat is using the Meta AI App. I'm suspicious.

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@MadelnCanada @Ozoon_CA Draisaitl! Just kidding let's go with Celebrini

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

🚨TEAM CANADA JERSEY GIVEAWAY🚨

We’ve decided to giveaway an official BAUER Team Canada 2026 Olympic jersey with any player on the back! 🇨🇦 🇨🇦

To enter:

1. FOLLOW @Ozoon_CA & @MadelnCanada ⬅️
2. LIKE ❤️ & RT 🔄 this tweet.
3. Reply with your size & player!

Good luck! 🇨🇦🇨🇦

[Chris Holman @ChrisHolman77]

As of yesterday it's the year of the Horse. I prefer the Cock. How about Horse Cock?

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How many people called in sick for work today?

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Since we're back on water restrictions I considered peeing in the shower today but then realized that would take much longer as I'm not good at multitasking when I pee. So I didn't.

[Chris Holman @ChrisHolman77]

Remember when Pizza Hut was good? No. Me neither.

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2025 isn't all bad. After all, Dick Cheney is now dead.

[Chris Holman @ChrisHolman77]

Please point on the doll where @sydney_sweeney hurt you.

[Chris Holman @ChrisHolman77]

I went to the mall today. It's much worse than it sounds. Im now on the train. Ewwwww.

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@evanderkane @NHL Great win! Let's Go Oilers!

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@shadows_eth @Vengenz1 @TheOfficialA7X @DeathbatsClub @brookswackerman @SynysterGates I'm certainly a fan of it.

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Why do I always weigh myself before and after I poop?

[Chris Holman @ChrisHolman77]

@stepsisemma I'll be in LA this weekend, I'm down.