Ichabod Crane

Christian; AMERICAN; Cherokee; Conservative; Flight Deck Sailor; #MAGA; Prepper; Lifetime VFW Member; Retired Operations Manager; Former VocEd Educator

[Ichabod Crane @ChrisIn909]

@autocorrect2_0 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[Ichabod Crane @ChrisIn909]

@1True_American_ Watch the river flow
Watching the river flow
Watching the river flow
But I'll sit down on this bank of sand
And watch the river flow

-Bob Dylan

[Ichabod Crane @ChrisIn909]

@bsimmons277 @RoyIsThaTruth I don't get pedicures, Sugar Britches. I don't have butt-ugly feet that need to be doctored and disguised.

And those four-inch toenails... fuck me runnin' they're the most horrifying thing I've ever seen. Toe jam, baby. Getcha some.

[Ichabod Crane @ChrisIn909]

@JebraFaushay @RealWayneDupree I only saw the original Star Wars.

Once.

[Ichabod Crane @ChrisIn909]

@RealWayneDupree I never saw any of the old Disney movies. Not one. Bambi Snow White Dumbo Peter Pan - nada.

None the worse for it.

[Ichabod Crane @ChrisIn909]

@deeann32482 🙏💪🙏💪🙏💪🙏❤️❤️❤️

[ℋ𝒶𝒾𝓁𝑒𝓎 @Am_hailey]

I was putting the farm stand away this evening when these 3 kids came up and said they had seen the stand earlier and came back to buy a plant. This little girl had a handful of quarters and she asked me for a green bean plant. I ran back into the house to grab one. I gave her the plant and each of them a cookie and I told them not to worry about payment just to run along and plant it and have fun. Just now I'm washing dishes and I see them again coming up the driveway. I open the door and they had brought me a bowl of eggs from their chickens. The little boy said "You spread kindness so we wanted to give it back to you"
So naturally now Im sobbing in my kitchen over a bowl of eggs. This is exactly the kind of community I wanted to create with the stand. Thank you kids, you can never know just how much you made my day today ❤️ 

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

Of all the things that we say taste like chicken!

Isn’t it weird that eggs aren't one of them?

[Ichabod Crane @ChrisIn909]

@BenByMJ @JGA2024 @RoyIsThaTruth You're a child, or you've lived a sheltered life. I watched a guy black guy ruin a guy's life - Reginald Denny, ON LIVE TV. He pulled him out of the truck he was driving and crushed his skull with a fucking brick while STANDING OVER HIM. His name was Damian Williams. Look him up.

[Air Force Dad @AirForceDad50]

Dear Democrats,

Fuck your feelings.

Signed,

This American Patriot

[0HOUR1 @CHIMPUSX]

Not long now Melinda

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

Shoutout to our FIFA World Cup correspondent @Jaboowins and all the Japan fans cleaning up their trash at Dallas Stadium 👏

#JameisOnFOX

[FOX 4 NEWS @FOX4]

After cheering their team on to a draw, Japan (@jfa_en) fans clean up the stands at Dallas Stadium.

[Ichabod Crane @ChrisIn909]

@FloraLuzz_ No. He should ride the Lightning.

[Ichabod Crane @ChrisIn909]

@arthurwatkins You know what wasn't supposed to BE there? The K word. Know that one?

Knife.

[Ichabod Crane @ChrisIn909]

@ImmortanZit I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for validating what EVERYONE thinks about your culture.

[Ichabod Crane @ChrisIn909]

@ImMeme0 Griftin'. It's a cultural thing.

[Ichabod Crane @ChrisIn909]

@beyoncegarden Who in the fuck would wait ONE hr in line for a little animal who licks donuts and puts them back on the tray because she "hates this country"?

Fuck her.

[Ichabod Crane @ChrisIn909]

@HarrietEve9 🤣👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀