ChrisInACrisis

Critically unfunny / priv: @chrisinaslay

[ChrisInACrisis @ChrisInACrisis]

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[jimby 🌱☀️ @JimmyWhetzel]

hyrule gays cruising behind a big rock and suddenly the stone talus theme starts playing

[$pencer 💖 @dumbgayshit]

Public school students in Texas reading in 2030:

[greg @gurreggg]

Being a faggot was probably one of the best things to happen to me

[໊ @user0000O0]

seeing people my age doing better than me

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Him: You better not be fucking stupid

Me:

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@maxXzoro ?

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Do you think if Hellen Keller was alive today she would be the next Dixie D’Amelio

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@fiercalicious @fiercalicious ?

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@fiercalicious Got your present right here for you bb ❤️

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Him: You must be dressed as picnic table cloth if you think we fucking

Me:

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Happy veterans day @carlyraejepsen Thank you for constantly serving

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Him: You better not be an upside down McGriddle when I get there

Me asf:

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Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my th

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Me when a man with a mustache, a septum ring and big thighs tells me to do something

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Gabriella… We can’t both exist. I’m going to become half of you.. and I need you to know that every moment you love being yourself that’s me… loving you.. and loving being you because you’re going to be something extraordinary… you’re going to be a human

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when I see @Bambo_chewer

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

Woah vicky could pilot an Eva. She's lowkey rei Ayanami

[e @wtvrem13]

can i still go to happy hour

[teoni @teoniw]

When a nga think u a #ThroatGoat but you really a #TeethKeith and yo pussy mid

[edward elric @cruelangeltwink]

If you have a hairy butt - good morning

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@JohnnyNeff_ gracie abrams bio pic