Chris Jordan

Aspiring pro-wrestler. Aspiring Actor. Aspiring father-of-the-year candidate. Aspiring Christian. Aspiring college football junkie. I do all my own stunts.

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@Swaggzeez1 It’s really something that 3million + viewers can watch this dudes stream from in the building on X but Netflix is crashing

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@_rob_page Time kills all deals…..

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@clownworld This gal should teach a course on modern selling. That’s salesmanship 100%

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@_rob_page Fox was dropping the feed when the Die Rocky signs were seen. It’s not 1998 anymore.

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@StarTribune

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.@_Rob_page (@petehuge ) “Ham on Rye” Houston would have dusted either of these turnips.

[Hubie Talks Hoops @HubieTalksHoops]

This Wembanyama versus Zion Williamson matchup is a heavyweight fight in the painted area

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@wamccarty I remember them, but I don’t remember their names

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@_rob_page @LACExFACE @arikcannon @dabryceisright @itsjerrylynn Wow. That’s rare company. Love you, Rob

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@AlexAnstedCFB @SatDownSouth SEC 9-7

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@SickosCommittee How did the chicago bears work their way into the top 25 of what looks like a college football poll?

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@wamccarty Look at that tan on Mason Quinn. Beautiful

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@CFBHome @MattBrownCFB from the athletic is the only one who watched the games on Saturday

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@ESPNCFB Yes. It will change to 17-0

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@ESPNCFB 9-3

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@petehuge, hey Peter. Is Tourvall The Terrible endorsing Joe Biden?

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@petehuge, this dude’s name is turnipseed!

[CrimeWatchMpls @CrimeWatchMpls]

3/
Marquez Demar Hill-Turnipseed, 07/07/2002, of Eden Prairie is an alleged "Lows" gang member. Now federally charged with felon in possession of a firearm.

Hill-Turnipseed was just convicted in Hennepin County @MNCourts in Sept 2022 on a charge of possessing a machine gun.

Guess what happened??

He was granted a stay-of-imposition FOR HAVING A MACHINE GUN by Judge Tamara G. Garcia because MN is soooooooooo serious about gun crimes. ZERO prison time. Credit for one day served in jail.

He promptly violated probation and a warrant was issued for his arrest 2 months later, Nov. 2022.

ABSOLUTELY ABSURD @MNCourts #MNLEG

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@TheVicMonte @darrenrovell Same

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@darrenrovell We do this with Gatorade powder. The kids have to have the prime bottle. It’s part of the fit

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@SatDownSouth A&M moved on from Jimbo, promoted Petrino

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@SatDownSouth How many votes here are just for their favorite team? Gamecocks. Hands down