Terminal Chaos

Tired, anxious, and on Wellbutrin

[Terminal Chaos @ChrisInTime]

Just got the notification for the new Siri being available. I joined the waitlist at 11:36am Seattle time and it was ready at 1:10 pm. 1 hour and 34 minute wait. #siri #wwdc #ios #Apple

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iOS 27 Developer Beta 1 has released for me at 11:36 am PT. #Apple #ios #WWDC it showed in the “Beta Updates” menu after a full iPhone shutdown and reboot. I have the iPhone 17 Pro Max

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Colt Emerson’s swing looks very John Olerud-like. #Mariners

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I’m convinced that Matt Vasgersian really likes the word “marquee”. It’s like the only adjective he knows. Just listen every time he speaks. You’ll hear it.

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Andrew Benin-Chicken-Tendis #MLB

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@TsukishiroLuna I was four years old when Pokémon came to the U.S. I always gravitated towards Squirtle. His vibe and playfulness. I just don’t really care about strength or popularity. He was and still is so cool. SQUIRTLE SQUAD FOREVER!!!!💦🌊💧🐢🕶️

[Terminal Chaos @ChrisInTime]

@end3of6days9 If they can use it on a duck, I’m using it on my truck lol

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May the “shut the fuck up” be with you.

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@BlackBondPtv Blowjob must have really……sucked 🤭

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@JomboyMedia

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@joro_fett1971 Yay everyday babay

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@0vactor0 @TrungTPhan I work at a Costco near corporate. I can assure you I’ve seen him eat one at my warehouse. Chewed and swallowed.

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@HawkEmDownChris Dan Wilson

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If he doesn’t want to fist bump or handshake, he doesn’t have to. Fucking hell, people 😒 making something out of something this stupid is stupid in of itself. Get over it. Move on. Fuck 😒

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@NFL_DovKleiman I know a handful of people around here who have said they are more than happy to take that unexcused absence.

[Terminal Chaos @ChrisInTime]

@jwhittenbergK5 That’s what I turned and told my wife as soon as the game went final.

“Welp, now we get to see that damn interception at the goal line on repeat for the next two weeks.”

[Terminal Chaos @ChrisInTime]

@_Tariqwoolen Made a mistake. Learned from it. Get better from it. Move on. It’s done. In the end, it didn’t hurt the outcome. Let the internet dwell. Time to prepare for the Super Bowl. Stay focused.

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@WomenBeingAwful A ring pop at the very most

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

⚾ REPOST TO WIN ⚾️

It’s J.P.’s birthday and we're celebrating by giving away a signed baseball! All you have to do is hit that repost button to enter.

[Terminal Chaos @ChrisInTime]

Been awake since 7am yesterday to about 1:30am now so 18.5 hours now. Have to get up for work in 30 minutes.