Chris Colwell

Husband. Father. Sober AF. Push-up king of the Midwest. Forever on the hunt for a decent pair of pants. Obsessed with living a life free of bullshit.

[Chris Colwell @ChrisJColwell]

@MidwestWeathe_r Dude. I live in the Midwest and I just finished Widow’s Bay. It is as the prophecy foretold. Different region, sure, but still…..

[Chris Colwell @ChrisJColwell]

@jdunwell Here’s the issue. Over $258 million of the $330 million was used for kids already enrolled in private school. Please explain WHY every Iowa taxpayer has to help the wealthy pay for their kids tuition if those parents who can already afford it and don’t need government help?

[Chris Colwell @ChrisJColwell]

@ayeejuju B. Chicago, Detroit, Gary, Philly, the sopranos, NYC, Boston, and Fort Dodge, Iowa.

[Chris Colwell @ChrisJColwell]

@ZachLahn Kansas is your home. You don’t live in Iowa, what is this “our” baloney?

[Chris Colwell @ChrisJColwell]

@GOPGovs @RealSimonConway @RobSandIA @ZachLahn Or…now hear me out…you could move your family to Iowa, which would sort of legitimize your claim of Iowa values and how worried you are about how we are losing “our Iowa”. But I mean, I’m assuming you still have “your Kansas” right? How many states do you need?

[Alex @ajak1033]

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

[Chris Colwell @ChrisJColwell]

@LahnHQ I don’t think you guys understand the concept behind “brutal fact checking.” See, this would be when this Lahn guy presented hard evidence of his deep Iowa roots, like pics of him winning the 1992 Minburn Cowchip invitational. Where’s that stuff? It’s cool, I’ll wait.

[Chris Colwell @ChrisJColwell]

@PeteThamel If it was a Texas Tech bowler, they would have been booted for gambling on college sports.

[Chris Colwell @ChrisJColwell]

@tStocktonTTU They are complicit. If Tech had any standards, they would have booted him off the team…BUT it’s football in Texas and friendly good old boy Texas judges. Corrupt AF.

[Chris Colwell @ChrisJColwell]

@HARPER04_5 @NBA This is a very real issue in the @NFL . Social media is filled with fan fights every Monday after an NFL Sunday.

[Chris Colwell @ChrisJColwell]

@TechAthletics @ChrisMWilliams @TexasTechFB “Student.”

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

There really aren’t any rules. You just go to court. If it fails, go to court again until a judge says you’re all set.

Want a 7th year?

Sure

Broke rules?

Ahhhh, it’s fine.

There AREN’T any rules.

[Nelson Brands @nelson_brands]

And three $5 bets on Iowa Football got me BANNED???

[Chris Colwell @ChrisJColwell]

@PlayStalgiaX

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@dpshow Every vote counts. Especially mine.

[Chris Colwell @ChrisJColwell]

@Super70sSports

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@hikingtheglobe0 Dubuque, Iowa

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@stoolgambling 49ers

[Chris Colwell @ChrisJColwell]

@mkobach Good one! Don’t forget to add “Parody” to your profile. 👍👍👍👍