Chris Kitchen

Iggy’s dad. Non-Artist. Host of Script or Screen. Iggy is my Non-Fungible Boi, you can’t have him.

[Chris Kitchen @ChrisJKitchen]

Proud brother ❤️

[Demonick Witchen @KickNitchen]

I’ve been playing RuneScape for 16 years. For the first time ever I just finished RFD 🥹

[Chris Kitchen @ChrisJKitchen]

🤌

[Hold me closer salsa dancer 🕺🏻💃 @JudeStevens57]

@willystaley Just open a tab and forget to close it and pray it’s not $1000 when you check your statement like an adult

[Chris Kitchen @ChrisJKitchen]

@KickNitchen That was almost the case…

[Ava @noampomsky]

guy who gets addicted to instagram reels bc he’s trying to avoid getting addicted to tiktok

[Chris Kitchen @ChrisJKitchen]

Essential.

[Raquel Rosales @notraquel_]

The flanigans cup is the most important cup in a Florida cupboard. An essential.

[Chris Kitchen @ChrisJKitchen]

@tiiokiplaza I relate

[Chris Kitchen @ChrisJKitchen]

@mattvargas101 This is actually a good idea.

[Chris Kitchen @ChrisJKitchen]

@ABCMilkman declaratives!*

[Chris Kitchen @ChrisJKitchen]

@notraquel_ Rip

[Chris Kitchen @ChrisJKitchen]

@KawlunDram I’m disappointed.

[Chris Kitchen @ChrisJKitchen]

@KickNitchen Hey same.

[Chris Kitchen @ChrisJKitchen]

@tiiokiplaza Bro, a showers a shower. Stay fresh 🧼

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

it's not aliens

i wish it were aliens

but it's not aliens

it's just the ol' engineered panic, an attractive nuisance ensuring natsec reporters get assigned to investigate balloon bullshit rather than budgets or bombings (à la nordstream)

until next time

[Chris Kitchen @ChrisJKitchen]

@notraquel_ Rip 🥺

[James Gunn @JamesGunn]

No.

[Chris Kitchen @ChrisJKitchen]

Saw my first subway rat today ❤️

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Too many lives have been upended because of our failed approach to marijuana.

Today I announced a pardon of all prior federal offenses of simple possession of marijuana, urged governors to do the same, and asked HHS and DOJ to review how marijuana is scheduled under federal law.

[Chris Kitchen @ChrisJKitchen]

@RicepirateMick How do you even juice that???

[Chris Kitchen @ChrisJKitchen]

Did a thing yesterday!
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