Chris Pena

Father, Husband, enjoyer of sports, anime and video games.

#RamsHouse
#GoYanks
#HeatNation

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Minority Leader Jeffries opposes the Massie-Khanna amendment to cut $3 billion of aid to Israel, but leaves members of his party to vote their conscience. My conscience is clear. I will
vote against using American tax dollars to fund genocide.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Introverts do not hate socializing. They hate pretending.

[Bobby Fakename, Esq. @BobFakeNameEsq]

Appointing Lindsey Graham’s sister — who by any metric is woefully unqualified— is genuinely fucking insane. Being a senator is not a lordship. He wasn’t the goddamn Lord of Riverrun. Why can’t Republicans be serious about anything?

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Every kid in this country should be able to watch the Home Run Derby. You shouldn’t need a goddamn streaming service

[The Yankee Report @YankeeReport_]

The Yankees just drafted Andy Pettitte's son Luke with their 8th-round pick!

[Chris Pena @ChrisJPena]

@SleeperMLB The G.O.A.T of something I'm sure...
Scotty Bailes!

[Chris Pena @ChrisJPena]

@AZLottery 🔥

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

This clip, from Larry David's new show "Life, Larry, and the Pursuit of Unhappiness" is one of his FUNNIEST ever.

Awesome to have Rob Reiner as George Washington in possibly one of his final on-screen performances.

Cameo by Kimmel is chef's kiss.
RIP, Rob Reiner.

[Chris Pena @ChrisJPena]

@MrBeast 8,675,922 ish

[Chris Pena @ChrisJPena]

@BitcoinPulseX hi

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

In a first-world country, or state, you wouldn’t have fled to Cancun while a snowstorm shut down your state and hundreds of Texans died.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

BREAKING NEWS

[Shirrako @ShirrakoGaming]

Consoles have no reason to exist without physical games.

[Chris Pena @ChrisJPena]

@amonyx Hi, this is me interacting with this tweet. If this IS real, good luck to everyone!

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

makes about as much sense as us changing to digital pizzas

[Chris Pena @ChrisJPena]

@ApexNewsx 50000

[Chris Pena @ChrisJPena]

@CMMGinc @cpguat2185

[CMMG @CMMGinc]

WIN A 1-OF-1🇺🇸

For America's 250th, we built one commemorative CMMG BANSHEE Mk4 300BLK 8" Pistol - hand engraved, numbered 1 of 1, and never going into production.

Enter through the official rules link in bio. No purchase necessary. FFL transfer required.