Chris Inglis

Immature old man

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@educatedtug01 When did you last pump them up?

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@PolitlcsUK You should also be asking the age of your respondents. I know what I think, and how old I am, and I’d be interested to know how widespread my opinions are.

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@realjackneil @Jack_Frodo That seems like a good idea, but you haven’t thought it through. Most birds encountered by aircraft are seagulls and the like; they’ve probably never seen a cat, an won’t be scared off.

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@RealBlackIrish The two people I know who live in new developments are in WhatsApp groups with their neighbours. This also applies to the little close where I live, although in our case it’s because we’re jointly responsible for maintaining the curtelage(?) Lots of friendly interaction in all.

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@ToasterRich @functi0nZer0 A long time ago my wife went to buy a TV licence at the post office.
The man asked “black and white or colour?”
She answered “Ooh, what colours have you got?”

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@adeburton @roadcc Not any taxpayer. If the payments take you below minimum wage you don’t qualify. And it seems beyond the wit of HMRC to sort it out.

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@Seancockram Why are you picking on EVs? This argument can be directed at replacing anything old which is still reliable. Like it or not, economies rely on people buying stuff.

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@SportsandGT Cause and effect?

Or maybe you just don’t use it often enough.

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@torquespeak You can do better than a 1.5 if you make an effort.

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@bagshaw2112 @SwarfegaUK Costco still sell the orange 5 litre pumps. It’s not as thick as the green stuff and the smell is nowhere near as good. Works ok though.

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@tiff_tv I’ll get me coat.

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@CitizenUddin Have you still got some independent bike shops in Ealing? Cycle helmets are rigid so you have to find one that’s the right shape, as well as the right size. And when you find one that fits properly, buy it; don’t just fuck off and look for a cheaper price online.

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@timoldland That driver’s seat looks like it’s done 50,000 JOURNEYS.

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@DudeByTheSea @anon_opin Of course, otherwise you’d taste it.

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@gazza_d @itsjuststrobe That’s up to 10% of their turnover; how much net profit do you imagine a small business like these makes?
And remember they are ratepayers too.
I’m usually happy to agree with you, but there are two sides to this story.

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@Robsa5 @AutoPap You charge your wife at home? What sort of adapter do you use?

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@CitizenUddin If I was turning into that side road I’d stop for them. But I’d be reluctant to stop for anyone on the other side of the road as I have no control over what might happen when another car. turns into the side road. I don’t want to be part of an ‘accident’, even if its not my fault

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@BenJacksonTP Save the Sprite for a dry day; mine was miserable in the rain 56 years ago.

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@CitizenUddin @Wankpanzer @EalingCouncil @metpoliceuk Although I agree about the tosser behind the steering wheel.

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@CitizenUddin @Wankpanzer @EalingCouncil @metpoliceuk What’s this obsession with slightly taller cars? It’s just an Audi Q4, or something; probably a bit shorter than the average estate car.