Chris Jenks

[Chris Jenks @ChrisJenks94]

@NoContextHumans @CallumCox

[Scouser Chris @ScouserChrisLFC]

I’m crying. 😂 https://t.co/cH5NbxQT3l

[Sky News @SkyNews]

A nine-year-old Kenyan boy who made a wooden hand-washing machine to help stop the spread of #COVID19 has been awarded a presidential award.

Read today's top stories: https://t.co/iOm40vn1kt

[Manny @SuppressedSikh]

Can’t wait to slide tackle my mum at football. Anyone can get it.

[Chris Jenks @ChrisJenks94]

@RobParker_ They don’t miss you

[marcus @mjp_marcus]

X Æ A-12 get yo ass down here 😠🤬🤦‍♀️

[Lenny Etheridge ❤️ @lennythepen]

Allegedly, someone just triggered the fire suppression system in one of the hangers at Heathrow, after BA announced they were sacking 900 staff.

[Loyle @LoyleCarner]

There truly is no feeling quite like wiping someone on fifa and your tune coming on after they quit.

[The Hill @thehill]

Trump: "You know the way it was asked, I was looking at you."

Reporter: "I wasn't there yesterday."

Trump: "I know. I know."

[ABC News @ABC]

FULL STEAM AHEAD: London's Woolwich Ferry performed donuts on the River Thames in support of health care workers on the front line of the COVID-19 pandemic. https://t.co/htOkkfBOgJ

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

“Gary, you require - a new router.”

[Usain St. Leo Bolt @usainbolt]

Social Distancing #HappyEaster

[JD @Jonny_Dodds]

Britney waiting at the finish line for Usain Bolt.

[Dr. Adam Gledhill CPsychol FCASES @gleds13]

BSc or higher essential. PhD desirable. Experience of sport science support in high performance Rugby, advanced statistical modelling, 40 hrs per week....that’s not an internship, it’s a senior role.
https://t.co/niGYtqI3qF

[ross @RossColes]

Baked yeast grenade https://t.co/F2yF4FNqJU

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

Guys: “it’s such a turnoff when girls get out of control when they drink”

Also guys:

https://t.co/EkQyp1MSJ0