Chris Jepp

yet another bloody Pom in Oz

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@jimmaxcricket Bazbollocks. Mate, you're embarrassing yourself with this shit

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@jimmaxcricket Hey Jim. Just wondering how your 1980s opinions are feeling right now. You ok mate?

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What an incredible day for test match cricket. #ENGvsIND #AUSvWI

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@mitchnicholls You don't understand Mitch. We need some kind of confected 'spirit of cricket' shit storm to cover up our ineptness with the ball on morning 1 and the bat on afternoon 2. Please give us that! 😜

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@mitchnicholls I absolutely indulged. I was drinking a NZ IPA. Really fruity and delicious

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@mitchnicholls Gluten free takeover at Sweeney's rooftop bar 😊

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@mitchnicholls Cricket is shit that way isn't it? As fans we're such massive pessimists

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Is it just me that's realised @Nike have been gaslighting us into drinking water out of giant penises all these years? #justdoit

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@mitchnicholls I don't know why I feel the urge to be that guy. Maybe it's my 'England Fan Growing Up With A Shit Cricket Team' vibe. I'm sure it'll be OK

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@mitchnicholls Don't worry Mitch, India will be bowled out for 50 on this deck 😜

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@gradecricketer

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Ben Foakes is now standing up to Stuart Broad...

#NZvENG

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@jonnyweldon It was awesome Jonny, Bravo! Hope you like this pic of you at the end 😁

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I have the misfortune of listening to James Brayshaw and Mark Waugh on MMM commentary. Like two 10 year olds who've just been given the birds and bees talk. #growup #AUSvWI

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@nycgb @E_E_ @gregbeardsell @CBrosnanSoprano @bentomlin_photo After all these years (31 for me!) that NYC sound still sends shivers down the spine Well done all, fabulous!

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I'm only watching on tv, but the Atmosphere at the MCG is unreal #PakVsInd #WCT20 #ICCT20WorldCup2022

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I hope these last longer than the lettuce #dadjoke #ConservativeParty

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@brianmoore666 Take it easy on her Brian!!!

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Canberra ratioed #NRLEelsRaiders

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@BBCBreaking Oh shit, this is sad. An institution and seemed to be a genuine nice guy. RIP