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[FAT JUSKIN @ChrisJuskin]

@colesprouse @dylansprouse YOU’RE TABLE IS READY

[Jersey Mike's Subs @jerseymikes]

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[FAT JUSKIN @ChrisJuskin]

@AOC You are an embarrassment to this entire country.

[FAT JUSKIN @ChrisJuskin]

@kathygriffin @AOC You’re an embarrassment

[FAT JUSKIN @ChrisJuskin]

I’m glad I really got my shit tg 😬

[FAT JUSKIN @ChrisJuskin]

@laurenlawsonnn @laurenlawsonnn 😂😂😂

[FAT JUSKIN @ChrisJuskin]

It’s taken me 25 years to find out cucumbers are fruits 🧐

[FAT JUSKIN @ChrisJuskin]

@FrankRawdow And you know who I’m talking about 😂

[FAT JUSKIN @ChrisJuskin]

Biggest mistake of 2020 was introducing Houseparty to my mom, aunts and uncles bc now they assume they can invite themselves everytime I’m on

[FAT JUSKIN @ChrisJuskin]

Can we talk about how coronavirus is ruining carnival season

[FAT JUSKIN @ChrisJuskin]

@SlushiiMusic 🙌🙌🙌

[FAT JUSKIN @ChrisJuskin]

@DJ4B Best set of Digital Mirage by far 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[FAT JUSKIN @ChrisJuskin]

@noizusound @PasqualeRotella @HARDFEST @insomniacevents @TechneRecords Do another soon please. I got too drunk and passed out before you went on 😩

[FAT JUSKIN @ChrisJuskin]

@ChickfilA any day now you can add the 30 piece grilled nuggets to the menu

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Rod Blagojevich did not sell the Senate seat. He served 8 years in prison, with many remaining. He paid a big price. Another Comey and gang deal! Thank you to @LisaMarieBoothe who really “gets” what’s going on! @FoxNews

[FAT JUSKIN @ChrisJuskin]

@MorganWallen see you Sunday at Tortuga Festival 🏝

[FAT JUSKIN @ChrisJuskin]

Anyone else get at least 10 Spam Risk calls a day?

[FAT JUSKIN @ChrisJuskin]

@ChickfilA please add the 30 piece grilled nuggets to the app

[FAT JUSKIN @ChrisJuskin]

@ChickfilA can you please add the 30 piece grilled nuggets to your menu so I don’t have to stand in line. Thanks

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Thank you Wildwood, New Jersey! #KeepAmericaGreat🇺🇸https://t.co/Lbt8IKeNYu