ChrisKatzEnjoyer

Yankee Shitposter and Chris Katz PR guy

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@CORNERSTOREVIP I think a hollow point or two guarantees he won’t make it in the door

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@dbacksprospectz @Macht_Z @HillsboroHops Not enough time on the field and considered “position less” since his freshman year. Dude could always hit tho

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@CorlekCarmas @dbacksprospectz @HillsboroHops This would fit considering he’s 260 lbs

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@JLas43_ He’s been the same size since 17 and hit a liner to CF at abt 105 with a woodbat. Also threw 97 off the mound

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@JLas43_ Don’t disagree, options are the name of the game these days it seems

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@JLas43_ Genuinely that AB screams “I don’t want to bunt”

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@Volpe2H0F That screams “I don’t want to fucking bunt”

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WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING?

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@prezcaballero Warren looks like someone is holding a gun behind the camera 😭😭

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@JLas43_ I smoked way too much, we called up the kid?

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I smoked too much, baldy you called up the kid??? @BrianCashmanGM

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@BrianCashmanGM Thank you so much oh wise grand leader bald man

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@The_Bleacherss What the fuck do we need him for?

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@BrianCashmanGM From the bedroom to the couch?!!

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@BrianCashmanGM are we gonna randomly end up with lindor at the final hour or some shit?

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@JoezMcfLy Can we just hire Brett Gardner as our GM? I feel like he’s a better Bald presence and the threat of him smashing in someone with a bat would get deals done