Christoph_867

How would I describe myself? Three words:
Hard-working, Alpha Male, Jackhammer, Merciless, Insatiable

[Christoph_867 @ChrisLeGoffe]

@zeenakoda oy miss! Would you pleeeeeeaaaaase play 'Emerald' by 'thy will be done'. Need to rock out. Stressed out by so many dum dums \m/

[Christoph_867 @ChrisLeGoffe]

I feel like the Death Star; the dragonflies resemble tie fighters.. Except only attacking mosquitoes and not the rebel force

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Monopoly should not be sold in the 'kids' section. Period. This shit has escalated quickly #restricted #ohno

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Instagram cherry popped. iPhone, what have you done to me?!

[Christoph_867 @ChrisLeGoffe]

Sometimes you just have to stop and appreciate how fucking awesome you are. This ones for you!

[Christoph_867 @ChrisLeGoffe]

Countdown's begun! T minus 10hrs and I'm out of this frozen hell. It's go time!!

[Christoph_867 @ChrisLeGoffe]

@amyking08 I got a new job. Dawson fell through.. I'll be home one day! #hahtagslut

[Christoph_867 @ChrisLeGoffe]

@amyking08 haha. Biggest fish licker I know. Come visit in GP this summer.

[Christoph_867 @ChrisLeGoffe]

Well played life; camping at home & home at camp.

[Christoph_867 @ChrisLeGoffe]

Usually waitresses look better after a couple beers. Not here. #fortnelsoncrop

[Christoph_867 @ChrisLeGoffe]

To the ass clown who keeps tripping the fire alarm in the middle of the night, fuck you. Fuck you so bad.

[Christoph_867 @ChrisLeGoffe]

@zeenakoda haha I was mid-tweet .. Gonna request mothersky but you read my mind. Das ist good!

[Christoph_867 @ChrisLeGoffe]

Why does everyone suck so goddam much at driving? #shittyalbertadrivers #nofaithinhumanity #roadrage. PTFO!!!!!!!

[Christoph_867 @ChrisLeGoffe]

You only live once. So just go fucking nuts.

[Christoph_867 @ChrisLeGoffe]

Sometimes standing for what you believe in means standing alone. #truth #hatebreed

[Christoph_867 @ChrisLeGoffe]

DVR is stuck on this gypsy wedding show on TLC..so hot and so wrong. Gotta get me a #gypsy #wife

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People say weed smokers are lazy. Well guess what assholes, the blunt doesn't pass it self. And it sure isn't rolling it self.

[Christoph_867 @ChrisLeGoffe]

@SXMLiquidMetal merry christmas!!! Keep slaying this Xmas holiday with these awesome tunes!!! \m/

[Christoph_867 @ChrisLeGoffe]

Well.... There's still hope for a zombie apocalypse..... Right?