Chris Lilla

California Golden Bear, geek culture enthusiast, proud dad.

[Chris Lilla @ChrisLilla]

@ManningAward @CalFootball @USFFootball @ToledoFB @GreenWaveFB @VandyFootball @UConnFootball @HuskerFootball Our family got our votes in for JKS. Love our Bears!

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How a “go bears” turns into a bar that went record-scratch silent every time we reacted to the game.

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Give it up to these boys in KC, who found me at a local distillery. Cal grads from the early 00s. We watched and celebrated the Bears in strange lands.

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Getting our solar installed today. Electrician said that they normally sell 50-60 systems a month, but thanks to the BBB they sold 500 last month. So I guess Trump is now the most environmentally-friendly president.

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@StoolWestwood Did you just emoji the USC “V”? Weird

[Chris Lilla @ChrisLilla]

@hairtest420 The absence of those untimely false starts and holding calls. We’ve got a front line.

[Dallas @Dalmcm]

I woulda gone to Indiana too

[Chris Lilla @ChrisLilla]

@calderon11 Going to say a lot about how dialed in our fans are if/when they show up next week.

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The fact that the Church chose a liberal from the US is too good.

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“It’s just a health report, who cares?”
There’s really no reason to lie. Are you really second guessing your vote when you learn his arteries are as congested as a Chinese subway? Of course not. It’s all vanity. If they’ll lie about this, they’ll lie about things that matter.

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

“President Trump exhibits excellent cognitive and physical health and is fully fit to execute the duties of the Commander-in-Chief and Head of State.”

[Chris Lilla @ChrisLilla]

Should I be thanking Trump for the nice discount on stocks today?

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Given what we’re building right now, I can’t see this is an upgrade unless he wants to live in Chicago or he’s getting a massive pay bump.

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

Sources: Northwestern is targeting Cal running back coach Aristotle Thompson to the school’s new running backs coach. The deal is expected to come together in the near future. He’s worked at Cal the last five years and at Cal Poly for 11 years. He recruited and developed first-team All-Pac-12 RB Jaydn Ott.

[Chris Lilla @ChrisLilla]

@gobears99 Thnx dude. Choices have consequences and in this case, someone else’s choice impacted me. I ended up going (outdoor wedding) and stood off to the side, then bailed for the reception. Middle ground found.

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To the jackhole who flew Delta from MSP-HNL and spent the entire flight under a blanket with chills, I hope you know I’ll miss my cousin’s wedding because I’m sick with the same - selfish punk.

Sincerely, Your cross-aisle neighbor who knows we learned nothing from COVID

[Chris Lilla @ChrisLilla]

The good news is all seniors will get a complimentary bottle of Garcinia Cambogia.

[Chris Lilla @ChrisLilla]

Incredibly sad to hear that @Number12cider is closing its doors. Easily the best cider product in the Twin Cities. Here’s hoping to see them reemerge in a new location or at least stay canned at our local liquor stores.

https://t.co/1v5hyMSrEM

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Really is a tough call.

On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan

But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman

Quite the dilemma

[Chris Lilla @ChrisLilla]

@HandsUpon3rd @AdmiralBear01 That’s dark. Hilarious, but dark.

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I say again…

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Is @FSUFootball pulling a Rachel Phelps to get out of the ACC?

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@38Godfrey