Chris Lotane

⚖️📚🏰💻📸🪩🍷🤿🎣⚾️🏌🏻🎥🎬🎭🎮🎨🎸⛵️ Busy, Ambitious Human. Struggles with Execution… *but when I accomplish something, it’s pretty cool*

[Chris Lotane @ChrisLotane]

@BN_care Just DM’d the info

[Chris Lotane @ChrisLotane]

@BN_care I ordered a book on August 2 that was supposed to arrive on 8/12 but there have been no tracking updates since 8/7 and it has just been sitting at a facility. Can you guys DM me for the order number so we can get a replacement shipped?

[Chris Lotane @ChrisLotane]

Can streaming sites please stop being allowed to show live events they can’t support the concurrent viewership of? K thx

[Chris Lotane @ChrisLotane]

@altonbrown just held the door for me at Barnes & Noble. I forgot he was doing a book signing there but quickly told him I loved him on Food Network as I walked in. Cool random encounter of the day!

[Chris Lotane @ChrisLotane]

TikTok being back has already caused an issue for me and my gf because I hate hearing the changing sounds while she scrolls and we are watching long form shows. It wasn’t even 24 hours without it lol

[Chris Lotane @ChrisLotane]

Update: I found the item I preordered at Target, in stock, for less money. This is not a supply or manufacturing issue. It’s a consistent issue with Amazon preorders and I’m done thinking they will give me what I order anywhere close to the actual release date.

[Chris Lotane @ChrisLotane]

Never waste your time preordering from Amazon. They said I’d get it 1/15 but now say it’s not released until 3/30. It’s clearly already released and is for sale from other sellers for more $ now on Amazon w/ delivery by 1/21 but they cant give me mine til March… thx lol

[Chris Lotane @ChrisLotane]

I’m helping raise money for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society until 5/18 so please consider donating to a great charity! Link in Caleb’s post below!

[Chris Lotane @ChrisLotane]

I don’t think I’ve ever felt more strongly about an Oscar before, but Emma Stone should win Best Actress for her performance in Poor Things! To display an entire physical and mental learning arc perfectly, especially if the film was not filmed in chronological order, is amazing!

[Chris Lotane @ChrisLotane]

@MrBeast I think the lottery has better odds, but here I am with my fingers crossed
🤞🏼🤑🤞🏼

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Chris Lotane @ChrisLotane]

It’s clearly finals time when every bathroom is blown out from ppl mainlining coffee 💩

[Chris Lotane @ChrisLotane]

@gargantuandwarf @LXLGLewis @_MLFootball @ProFootballTalk @CMC_22 @ohthatsNajee22 @Jkdobbins22 @NickChubb @Tp__5 @saquon It’s the difference of a defense loading the box to stop Saquon and leaving the passing game exposed or not. There’s a huge reason Daniel Jones is so reliant on Saquon playing.

[Chris Lotane @ChrisLotane]

@NFL_DovKleiman “We’d like to thank Cody, our media relations intern, for stepping up to make this list in these difficult times.”

[Chris Lotane @ChrisLotane]

Who at ESPN made this ranking?! Is anyone even left after the culling?!

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

ESPN ranked all 32 NFL teams by rosters, here's their list from best to worst:

1) #Chiefs
2) #Eagles
3) #Bills
4) #Dolphins
5) #Bengals
6) #Cowboys
7) #Chargers
8) #49ers
9) #Browns
10) #Jets
11) #Ravens
12) #Seahawks
13) #Broncos
14) #Steelers
15) #Jaguars
16) #Vikings
17) #Lions
18) #Giants
19) #Saints
20) #Patriots
21) #Raiders
22) #Bears
23) #Packers
24) #Commanders
25) #Panthers
26) #Falcons
27) #Buccaneers
28) #Titans
29) #Texans
30) #Colts
31) #Rams
32) #Cardinals

(via @MikeClayNFL, @SethWalder)

[Chris Lotane @ChrisLotane]

I’m watching Star Wars Episode 5 for the first time… just to be clear, Leo won his Oscar in a movie that stole the scene on Hoth where Luke hides from the cold in the flesh of a dead tauntaun?! #StarWars #episode5 #Oscar #TheRevenant

[Chris Lotane @ChrisLotane]

This is way too early, but here’s my bold Super Bowl prediction for this upcoming season, even before the draft. @nyjets over the @Lions in #SuperBowlLVIII

[Chris Lotane @ChrisLotane]

An amber alert in the middle of the night for a TEST?! How about we test at a reasonable hour next time @Apple? #emergencyalert

[Chris Lotane @ChrisLotane]

This year, I owed taxes instead of getting a refund. This is way less exciting…. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Chris Lotane @ChrisLotane]

F1 is just adult go-karts and I’m here for it!