Chris Clark

TXST MT Alum / @buffettmusical 🌴

[Chris Clark @ChrisMClark55]

One has to think Kung Fu Panda happens in the Zootopia cinematic universe

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

THE TEXAS RANGERS ARE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

[Joe Wright @Sctvman]

The winning World Series clinching call for Eric Nadel and the @rangers.

[Too Much Dip @toomuchdipp]

A lot of people wondering what would’ve happened if the Astros had won (1) home game in the ALCS

[Chris Clark @ChrisMClark55]

my girlfriend’s job is some peoples’ personality…

[Chris Clark @ChrisMClark55]

Gorgeous, gorgeous theatres send melody tracks

[Chris Clark @ChrisMClark55]

(Had this one ready to go tonight if the Bengals won, but I’m sharing it anyway)

The whole Bengals locker room:

[Esc 2 Margaritaville @buffettmusical]

America, we’ll be docking in a city near you soon! 🌊🌴☀️ Tickets to the 2021 national tour of @BuffettMusical are now on sale! Get yours at https://t.co/dv6DHCKzdg

[Esc 2 Margaritaville @buffettmusical]

Cue up the Jimmy Buffett music! 😎 The @BuffettMusical national tour returns for 12 weeks only this fall. ⛱ Don't miss out: https://t.co/dv6DHCKzdg https://t.co/2beOhOeRwi

[Chris Clark @ChrisMClark55]

There’s my little CeraVe bottle with a smirk in its eye asking me how my flight was as I open my suitcase like it didn’t cleanse & remove the oil without disrupting the protective skin barrier of my luggage

[Chris Clark @ChrisMClark55]

Dear universe or anyone out there,
I’m trying to be in a production of Altar Boyz. Trying to manifest this thing.

[Chris Clark @ChrisMClark55]

Fried pickles with ranch is a salad.

[Chris Clark @ChrisMClark55]

🚨 URGENT🚨
Debbie just hit the wall.

[Chris Clark @ChrisMClark55]

On my third bagel of the day.

New York is going great.

[Chris Clark @ChrisMClark55]

I don’t know which old man in cargo shorts needs to hear this, but the calf extension machine is not a leg press machine.

[Chris Clark @ChrisMClark55]

It’s the throat clear at the top of “Dear Maria, Count Me In” for me

[Circling Back @circlingbackpod]

waiting for the Uber absolutely faded off tequila sodas at 3 am

[Cody Wimmer @Cody_Wimmer]

me and the squad when we’re fully vaccinated

[Jake Smith @jakedavidsmith2]

Surely Captain America has risen above the rank of “Captain” by now...

[Chris Clark @ChrisMClark55]

bang

[Dallas Mavericks @dallasmavs]

LUKA DAGGER. GAME OVER 🔥