Chris Matthews-Darby

Hopeless Aromantic. Hopeless everything as well

[Chris Matthews-Darby @ChrisMDarby]

@ultimatealeague @aleaguemen Can more varieties be offered, like nationality for example?

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@FootballCliches Heard a commentator describe a crowd as the “11th man” as the home team had a player sent off. Surely they’re still the 12th? The 11th sounds like they’re filling in at right back

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One of the many reasons why this blog exists is because I swiftly grew tired of hearing things like "I just haven't met the right person" https://t.co/e7wHQSdNG4

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https://t.co/fRud4hH0PN Ignore the not good website for now. Happy to be writing again. No longer about sport, but about my life as an asexual/aromantic @AussieAsexuals @soundsfakepod @AsexualsNet

[Chris Matthews-Darby @ChrisMDarby]

For those who don't know, or want to know more about the ace spectrum, I put together a lil' Ace-Z covering (I think) all the identities and definitions you should know about https://t.co/Rths0p2D5k

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@PWAaustralia @FiteTV @booksaretight @JessicaTroyPro @prefectjimmy @BenBraxtonPro @NikkiVanBlair

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[Australian Asexuals @AussieAsexuals]

The abuse continues this morning. This is unacceptable - the subject of an article should not be left vulnerable to abuse just because it’s a long weekend. Tagging Editor in Chief @LisaMuxworthy and Head of Audience Engagement @EleniPaneras

Please help us.

[Australian Asexuals @AussieAsexuals]

We need urgent help from @newscomauHQ about one of their Facebook posts about asexuality being used to harass and bully one of our members - who generously gave them her story.

But no help because it’s not office hours. This is our last resort! Please help.

[Chris Matthews-Darby @ChrisMDarby]

@PWAaustralia @FiteTV @JessicaTroyPro @RobbieEagles_ @BonzaJack @TSRickySouth @ParisDeSilva22 @JudeDudeLondon @KaiDrakePro @Prince_MSpencer @fullrapscallion @UggCaveman @NikkiVanBlair

[Chris Matthews-Darby @ChrisMDarby]

.@FootballCliches the sixth goal isn’t sealing the victory, right?!?

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@IanPolska_99 @aleaguemen The A-League was Fred’s world in 2006-07. Marc Janko’s arrive, score 16 goals in 24 matches, leave was great too

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@FootballCliches If I’m reminded of a player like Juan Fernando Quintero I’ll go down a rabbit hole of players from past u/20 World Cups to see who went on to have successful careers

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@MikePearsall93 😂😂😂 the game is passing these pundits by

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@NikkiVanBlair @NewPhotography @PWAaustralia Can’t wait to vehemently boo you 🐝 also congrats!!

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@talkSPORT What a stupid take. So should the same be said if someone would’ve missed the original fixture through injury or suspension?

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@PWAaustralia @FiteTV @mcitywrestling @TSRickySouth @RobbieEagles_ @DUNKZILLADavis @kylefletcherpro @theadambrooksy @ParisDeSilva22 @JudeDudeLondon @Shazza_McKenzie @fullrapscallion @JakeOB27

[Chris Matthews-Darby @ChrisMDarby]

@NewcastleJetsFC What a man. Haliti was scoring clutch goals long before Divock Origi made his professional debut

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@FootballCliches Is the last weekend of November too early for assists or created chances to be described as “an early Christmas present”