Chris Lawson

Skeleton jockey. Join me as I neurotically analyze every creature in the 5th edition Monster Manual:

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@thoughtographic Never heard of it, but it's going on the list. cheers

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@RatBastardGames (hen-pecked Father, home late but denied overtime pay): S-sorry kids... There just won't be any... -sigh- any mutations this Christmas...

(His children, gorging on pigeons): *aggressive gurgling bark*

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@RatBastardGames HyperSanta absolutely crushing the elf union to get these mutations delivered by Christmas. Trv xmas spirit

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@zircon_inc @CYOA_PTBO Always fight the child no matter the size

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@solas_na_greine @Seoh_Officiall

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@HODAGRPG Is this the first Hypertrench module?

[snarls @SnarlsDeGaulle]

every “traditional” social norm was invented by advertisers in 1957 and every “newfangled social phenomenon” has been around for 3000 years

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The truly suspicious bit is that, nevermind that one pastry is actually seven timbits, but that there's like a plain ass white bagel thrown on top? Like the decadence of the others had to be offset so as to avoid God's punishment.

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was offered a "mystery box" at Tim Hortons. 5$ for seven random pastries. Is this legal? Has this location gone rogue?

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@thoughtographic hell yea

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@sys_crash Do it! The best ones borrow already. You're going to put a unique spin on it anyways, don't put your energy towards "covering your bases", put it towards what you are uniquely suited to do.

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@HODAGRPG Went to a con last weekend and was very bummed out by players who really got into race jokes. I swear half the reason elves and dwarves and orcs have persisted in fantasy so powerfully is that a certain crowd gets off on vicarious racism.

[Durinul @JyrkiDurinul]

“The Shadow that bred them can only mock, it cannot make: not real things of its own. I don't think it gave life to the orcs, it only ruined them and twisted them.” is a perfect quote to illustrate using Ai to create Tolkien stories.

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@grnformicatable Now fighting the sudden urge to perform a quest

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Wildlife numbers fall by 73% in 50 years, global stocktake finds https://t.co/JfQqjasZf4

[Chris Lawson @ChrisMLawson]

I made my first million modeling as the baby about to fall into the bucket they use on the side of buckets.

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Every day I'm hustling (buying 10-20$ of pdfs on Itch)

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@GilaRPGs Cairn 2e!