Chris Marcussen

[i don't even like sports, actually. @ilovechooch]

in honor of the 4x100, the greatest 4x100 of all time

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@dkhorse accepting all funds electronically and having to deliver withdrawals by the pony express is incredible

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NFL Draft background music got me feeling like

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@TaylorMadeGolf send help, no foul play the Sim just decided to explode

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@BrettHoffmanjr Hollywood Hoge

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This a bit at this point, it’s been a week 😂😂😂

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Vikings QB Josh Dobbs arrived for his first home game... and he had to be shown where the locker room is:

[BrilliantlyDumb @RobbyBerger]

Just got matched up with a guy who told me to call him “The Duke”. Sometimes content is just handed to you on a silver platter

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

The @barstoolsports fan drops his #MACtion sign, is mildly devastated:

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@ColdAsCarli 😘

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Porta Party

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Brb, have to go take a piss in the Cocktagon

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🚨GIVEAWAY🚨

To celebrate the huge MLB week for our members and our guy @Hoop2410 last night, we’re giving away two $222.22 tickets for the DraftKings Single Entry Leaderboard Special! 🎟️🎟️

To enter ⤵️

1) Follow us ✅
2) Repost this 🔄

We’ll pick winners tomorrow!

#SHIPIT 🚀

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

Nothing better than finding the “John Daly Zone”

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Does T Swift surpass Bezos’ net worth after this tour is over or what?

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@InjuryReportPGA Is this how soft they land off the tee?

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In case the best tweet from last years PGA Championship was forgotten

[CasualWater @TheCasualWater]

@codymcbridenlu @PGAChampionship Isn’t a house like $19 in Tulsa?

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AKA “Job security”

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

#Broncos coach Sean Payton told backup QB Ben DiNucci: 'There’s a Greeting job at Walmart' open for him after he threw a pick-6 at practice 🤣

The Broncos ownership also owns Walmart.

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@ColdAsCarli We ain’t raisin no sissy boys

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@ColdAsCarli @ShipItNation Fart, I looked at the wrong dates

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