Arthur Parker-Edmondston

By day I drive things, by night I fight crime via the toilet seat.

[Arthur Parker-Edmondston @ChrisMarsden47]

@JackxJewell To be fair they are giving both sides a chance.

No one wanted to fuck him
And no one will want to fuck her

[Arthur Parker-Edmondston @ChrisMarsden47]

@JamesBWatt You also left a lot of debt for small businesses. But still you and the wife are ok financially aren't you.

[Arthur Parker-Edmondston @ChrisMarsden47]

@MailSport How can someone earning so much go bankrupt so easy ?

Don't worry @Carra23 we will pay our taxes and pick up your share so you can carry on.

@SkySportsPL it is time to consider other pundits ? You must have a list of people ready.

[Arthur Parker-Edmondston @ChrisMarsden47]

@MailSport Spit on the HMRC @Carra23 you can do it...

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@CaitlinERitas So to be clear if someone has a stance you don't agree with and they die, fuck em ?

Your parents did amazing work with you.

[Arthur Parker-Edmondston @ChrisMarsden47]

@haveigotnews How many times will he fall over in court ?

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@oasis Have you worked out who is going to be blamed for the dynamic pricing on the tickets for the next tour yet lads ?

Remember last time the band stated they were 'not aware' it had been applied. Will the fans get fair prices this time ?

[Arthur Parker-Edmondston @ChrisMarsden47]

@primetateHQ Did you see the car ever day for four years ? Apply logic. Tit.

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@ITV Dear @ITV it's ok to admit GK Barry is a podcaster and nothing more with limited appeal. You don't have to keep trying to put her on / in things. We would respect you more if you looked at the other people in your locker.

[Arthur Parker-Edmondston @ChrisMarsden47]

@thetimes Jammy bastard

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@marcusBBbentley Let's be honest Marcus they could announce Hitler and Fred West and you would still clap like a seal cause it's a paycheck for you.

[Arthur Parker-Edmondston @ChrisMarsden47]

@JamesBWatt Be careful to anyone putting their hands in their pockets for this new business.

It's far too easy to go into administration these days and run away with profits leaving debts behind.

[Arthur Parker-Edmondston @ChrisMarsden47]

@JamesBWatt It's great you are back in business.. any chance you will use some of the profits from this business to repay the people / businesses who are out of pocket with the first business ?

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@GoodLawProject Davey Stott lives

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@scotsunsport Better than last night

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@BBCSportScot Well done Hearts.. better than last night

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@haveigotnews On the plus side @BBCScotland have their Xmas day comedy sorted. @RangersFC @JamTarts @HibernianFC fans will all be tuned in for a giggle.

[Arthur Parker-Edmondston @ChrisMarsden47]

@Jenny_1884 Giro Day, they need to sign on quickly.

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@BBCNews I look forward to

Beadle's About being rebooted with Mollie Mae.

Going for Gold presented by Gaz from Geordie Shore.

Scarlett Moffatt's Gamesmaster

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@BBCNews TV companies at the moment. What's a classic outdated IP ? Now who is a reality TV star with no work ? Should we get a proper presenter or build a new IP ? Nahhh

Ok let's put them together.

One season later.. why didn't this work ?