Chris Martin

DJ, Scholer, Comedian..... and your Mum will love me!

[Chris Martin @ChrisMartin_82]

@StretfordPaddck @diarioas Nope! Not too much at all! Better than M. Fernandes and for the same money, plus he fills the Casemiro role. No brainer and I believe Ineos know this too! God I hope they can get this done!!

[Chris Martin @ChrisMartin_82]

@piersmorgan These things come in 3’s, Piers! And Arsenal have United next weekend….. 👀

Get well soon though! 👍💪🏻

[Chris Martin @ChrisMartin_82]

@Manutd_addicts I’m calling bollocks!

[Chris Martin @ChrisMartin_82]

@Oluchi_Utd No Dalot! Pleeeease! Mazraoui starts over him every time!

[Chris Martin @ChrisMartin_82]

@damzychillin Easy…. Paul Ince

[Chris Martin @ChrisMartin_82]

@TifeRMFC Easy, Di Maria

[Chris Martin @ChrisMartin_82]

@damzychillin Easy….. Memphis Depay

[Chris Martin @ChrisMartin_82]

@StretfordPaddck Squad depth is what’s killing us, subs always seem to kill the game… oh and we need a midfielder!

[Chris Martin @ChrisMartin_82]

@bethTmufc I have a feeling he’ll start to shine with Amorim gone. Just another player that wasn’t suited to the system

[Chris Martin @ChrisMartin_82]

@MrStephenHowson If you think I’m going to get caught up in the “Ole’s at the wheel” hype train again…

You’re absolutely fuckin right I am!!

[Chris Martin @ChrisMartin_82]

@rioferdy5 I’m tired Bro! Real tired of it all!

[Chris Martin @ChrisMartin_82]

@MrJamesMay The most polite “sod off”, I think James has ever posted.

[Chris Martin @ChrisMartin_82]

@Nero Sorry Milo, disagree on this. That is the ideal place for him to go looking like that… and with time and dedication he’ll no longer look like that. It’s not when or where you start, it’s the fact that you start. I wish him all the best!

[Chris Martin @ChrisMartin_82]

@EzzyUTD Easy… Tevez

[Chris Martin @ChrisMartin_82]

@Sargon_of_Akkad Look at Steven Crowders X post… he’s had some info that points to it being Trans

[The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2]

Whether you agreed with him or not, Charlie Kirk is dead purely because some people didn't like what he had to say. That should outrage every single one of us.

[Chris Martin @ChrisMartin_82]

@unitedpeoplestv Watch him score against us when we play Chelsea on a couple of weeks! Ffs you can already see the script 😂

[Chris Martin @ChrisMartin_82]

@StretfordPaddck Big Sam by the looks of it! 😂

[Chris Martin @ChrisMartin_82]

@magpiesince95 @AliceTalksFooty It’s even more of a head scratcher that he was bought for his “sweeper keeper” ability to play out from the back and distribute from higher up the pitch, yet doesn’t do it. I think that style of play combined with how mid Serie A is, made him look way better than he is!

[Chris Martin @ChrisMartin_82]

@GigaMarauder @sampeoples_ Potterim 😂😂