Christopher Martore

just because something is traditional is no reason to do it

[Christopher Martore @ChrisMartore]

the future we dreamed of as kids may actually be today. just open your eyes.

[Christopher Martore @ChrisMartore]

“You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”

[Christopher Martore @ChrisMartore]

I wonder what this trial is distracting us from…

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Just until we slow the spread. It's for your health.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

The Atlanta Braves reserved 13 seats to honor the 13 Servicemembers that we lost in Kabul, Afghanistan. Respect. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

This is why I don't kneel. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

“Remember, they’re just jokes. We’re all gonna die soon & there’s no sequel”

[Christopher Martore @ChrisMartore]

@cdmayfield I woulda punted that little thing 15 yards when he came at her looking for beef 😂

[Alfa Romeo @alfa_romeo]

How fast did you fall in love with this single seater? See you on the 18th for the official release. #AlfaRomeoRacing #LoveAtFirstSight #YoureTheOneForMe

[Tommy Oakley @TommyOakleyLV]

Honestly I just wanna get to a place in life where I’m able to click the “price high to low” option when I’m buying clothes

[B/R Gaming @BRGaming]

Fortnite is Mission Impossible now 😱

(via @BoltEscape) https://t.co/pVtWgVeY5b

[Davis McMakin @motherofguitars]

welcome to Dave’s useful words:

defenestrate (verb)
-the action of throwing someone out of a window

[Davis McMakin @motherofguitars]

appreciating the darker times in life sheds light in many areas. and that's just the tip of the advice-burg

[Drunk America 🇺🇸 @drunkamerica]

She might have a chance at the church of Satan

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

When you’re deciding which beer to buy, then look at your bank account. Merica. https://t.co/yPRoqS8vcS

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

On this day in 1782, Congress officially adopted the Bald Eagle as a National symbol. Happy Bald Eagle Day. Merica.

[Rowdy Gentleman 🇺🇸 @RowdyGentleman]

JFK flow at a zillion.