@jaymeeebeee@Jr_Nelson_ I said I order “can I please have my eggs not runny at all” her argument was that if I ask that and the yolk is still runny the chef did the right thing
My brother: “did I just hear your like primal scream from under moms car??”
*still under the car* “yup, yup that was me”
“Oh I thought you were stuck under it”
“ no, just frustrated, and ask me another question I’m going to throw a wrench at you”
“Okay well we are going then”
I asked my uncle if he wanted to help me and what he would want to get paid for a job I can’t do alone and he said “I don’t care about that, if I get to work and spend some time with you” 🥹🥹
Take me down a road that’s a little bit windy
To a place they still put sugar in their iced tea
Takes me back to when I used to go home and dad had just made a fresh gallon of real brewed iced tea with just the perfect amount of sugar 💔
You started dating a woman that had a kid, you didn’t want to be with her, she made you go out shopping and picked out her own ring, cut you off from your friends and family, stopped taking her BC to trap you with a kid then you married her. What a life that’s going to be…
I got two 4 packs of the easy Mac that hasn’t had that white powder in it and it’s not easy at all cause apparently that’s what keeps it’s from boiling all over my microwave? @kraftmacncheese
These people commenting have apparently never driven in jersey. Let that man turn and merge he might have been sitting there through 2 or 3 light cycles. Golden jersey rule of let me merge or we both die