Chris Mellins

Licensed Trade Professional - love pubs, craft lager, good times and my little one. All views are my own

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@DaveGorman in Birmingham, flying solo (Ill wife), in the bar, waiting for your show.

I don’t think I’ve seen this many checked shirts since the national lumberjack convention.

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Name the connection between these seemingly unrelated clues @VictoriaCoren

Sherlock Holmes. A handkerchief. An OFCOM complaint. #onlyconnect #muff

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@Debenhams hey ladies and gents. I’ve got £50 worth of paper vouchers that we obviously can’t use online. Is there anything you can do to help so we can use them? Thanks.

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I’ve sat through the film a million times, but I’m always pleasantly surprised when I remember that @StuartCamp cameo’d in Bridget Jones.

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I’m delighted that between gogglebox and Spotify, @example manages to fulfill my middle class hip hop fantasies love #kickstarts again.

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#ASloganForJeremy @TheLastLeg can’t go over it, can’t go under its, got to go through it #goingonabearhunt

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@TheLastLeg #asloganforjeremy #absolutebunchofhunts

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@AsdaServiceTeam as a regular Ocado shopper, your delivery driver tonight has probably changed my mind. Great guy, credit to your company.

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Since having my daughter, I've seen a million kids shows. I can safely say nothing beats @JKCorden's rendition of the mouse in the #gruffalo

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@Chris_Stark were you somehow kidnapped by @Dukeofficial last night?

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@TheLastLeg #isitok that #shittyoldpervert should be a collective name for for 80s celebrities?

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Last time I saw @example, he was bouncing on stage and I was bouncing in a crowd. Tonight it was very different. #inspired #StandUpToCancer

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@TheLastLeg #brexitlyrics "you need me now, I don't need EU"

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@TheLastLeg what about "with or without EU" by U2? #brexitlyrics

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I can't decide whether to have the Prawn Laksa, the Chicken Jalfrezi… https://t.co/ZCElhf6jA9

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@MalmaisonHotels I've made a horrendous error - hope you can help 😀

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@WMPolice thanks to the armed police at Weston park food fest today, 1 in particular came to talk to my little girl, made her day. Well done

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@StuartCamp after not making it to Wembley due to my child being born, and leaving 2 empty seats, I can assume I'm Backstage tomorrow?

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Thanks @jpround 👍😀🍺 https://t.co/bOLLa97mrr

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@ChrisMellins Nailed it #chooselife #amazeyourcustomer