Chris Millis

Screenwriter (@smallapartments), TV writer (Netflix), novelist, writing professor & dept. chair. Rep'd by Verve Talent & Lit Agency and Anonymous Content

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Twitter absolutely sucks now. I scroll thru and it’s just garbage. I miss what it was and had the potential to be.

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Why do pillows come with so many tags what are they afraid will happen if they don’t?

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Since congress doesn’t want to govern anymore maybe they could just share their insider stock tips with us

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This is so great.

In 1964, Candid Camera went to Dwight Morrow High School in NJ, and fooled a young 16 year old Richard Lewis.

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MAGA: I just wanna be a fascist and ruin the country why is everyone being so mean to me?

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@pswordwoman PATRICIA SMITH!!!

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Introduction of Ilya Kaminsky by Patricia Smith, Princeton.

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Introduction of Ilya Kaminsky by Patricia Smith, Princeton.

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@Slate 💩

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Troy Aikman says that winning a playoff football game is a team effort.

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I don’t know guys I think, eventually, this arrogant bad guy on “Reacher” is really gonna get his comeuppance.

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If Trump creates “crime-free zones” where will he live?

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Dear Lord, it is January 8th. Please release me from the John Travolta Santa commercial, in your mercy.

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@alanheathcock Oh how I miss it.

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Michael Lewis needs to write a book about the assholes that have ruined college football — destroying classic conferences, transfer portal, NIL, bowl opt-outs, etc. Name all the names so we know the specific greedy scumbags to always hate, forever.

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Ahh the annual tradition of being lectured at about what an annual tradition the Army-Navy game is.

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My film “Small Apts” is right now airing on cable on the CW. After watching 10 minutes of cuts and bleeps, it is already incomprehensible.

Um, whose idea was it to air a hard-R indie film on basic TV on a Sunday afternoon?

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Uh, yeah. Duh.

Not least of all, the media.

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Sam Altman hasn’t really been fired. They’ve just had him around long enough to have recreated him as an AI and can now jettison his useless flesh canister.

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@TalkScaredPod Who do they feel like they belong to?