Chris Morris

I am Chris Morris and I am currently doing okay.

[Chris Morris @ChrisMo76842289]

@scrumble_eggs Omg are you a rugby players favourite breakfast ??

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@Tesco Thank you for the very generous reimbursement of this selection and for taking steps to check your supply chain. My faith in your brand is fully restored.

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What the heck @Tesco. Where is my fourth bhaji????????

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@SenseiPoggers Now up to $1.41

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@SenseiPoggers How times change

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Is it just me or have oranges got more seeds recently

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Liam Neeson is forklift certified.

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@SenseiPoggers *shoots you with a laser*

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Yippee

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Inspiring

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So mushrooms right, theres gotta be like billions of em. I feel like I've personally seen at least 1.5 to 10 million types of them. There are so many.

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@SenseiPoggers

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@MarnelakisJake @ChiliPeppers Make it a hashtag

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@Hannah_GBS @boba_witch Me when I'm swampin

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@ChiliPeppers

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@SenseiPoggers @ChiliPeppers We don't need more sick right now

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@MarnelakisJake @Furlow71 Uh oh

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@MarnelakisJake @yogscast @barryharryy Really not the most heinous thing I've put in my body