Chris Mochan

The chungwit, the biff boff and the puff-pastry hangman.

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@GuidoFawkes At half 11 on a Monday morning? Fair play, maybe things are looking up after all.

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@wallaceme Oh stop the pearl clutching

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@Ads__pb @DPJHodges Yes it is, 8 of that starting line up played 4 years ago.

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@5liveSport @chris_sutton73 @GKPaulRobinson @BBCSounds Overreaction - just a foul, maybe a yellow

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@nocontextfm1 Give it a rest man

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@spectator I thought the spectator was better than this stuff

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@YashRMFC FIFA fixed the World Cup by not giving England a goal kick instead of a free kick on their own by-line. How this benefited Argentina hasn’t been established yet.

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@CB1878_ Have you stopped to consider you might be easily led by online bullshit?

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@FanofEdBurke @BeheadedQueens Because of that completely inconsequential foul on Bellingham?

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@TonyParsonsUK Bellingham slapped the back of someone’s head

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@HarleyShah Only by the deranged

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@ishaantharoor It’s absolutely astonishing that someone would pay you to write this garbage.

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@andrewlawrence It was terrible to see them pretending to have a head knock after heading the ball to waste time when they were winning 1-0… oh wait no that was John Stones

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@DPJHodges Well if an unnamed “highly placed source” said so, we couldn’t possibly doubt it

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@GDavidsonEQ @james18003592 @GrahamSpiers He has plenty time to square it . Or he has to take on his right and shoot. It’s terrible play for this level

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@AbhinavAT_07 Would that be the euros where Portugal drew 3 matches in the group and beat the mighty Wales in the semi-final? Sounds terrifying.

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@HawkeyeKeller55 @pedrotorre Nobody cares Jonathan.

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@ChrisSand99 @natebargatze @ClayTravis No.

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@5liveSport Scapegoat!? He’s the captain, talisman and centre forward. You cannot say he remains one of the great players and then blame the team’s lack of potency on others. The failure to be honest about his shortcomings will cost Portugal again if they’re not careful.