A Pissed Off Rabid Ferret

I don’t try very hard and I still crush it.

[A Pissed Off Rabid Ferret @ChrisMoriniJr]

WAAAAA I DONT PAY MY BILLS AND PEOPLE CUT ME OFF WAAAAAAA!!!!! WAAAAA I FUCK OVER FAMILY WAAAAAAAA!!!! But PLEASE HELP I DEMAND THAT YOU HELP ME!!!!! WAAAAAAA!!!!! #FuckOldPeople

[A Pissed Off Rabid Ferret @ChrisMoriniJr]

My wife and I are part of the 800 Club. 829 and 849 credit scores respectively. #FuckOldPeople

[A Pissed Off Rabid Ferret @ChrisMoriniJr]

Thanks cup. #FuckOldPeople

[A Pissed Off Rabid Ferret @ChrisMoriniJr]

“Make your mark.” was right fucking there.

[A Pissed Off Rabid Ferret @ChrisMoriniJr]

"Blaze your glory" is the dumbest fucking tagline in all human history, @elonmusk

[A Pissed Off Rabid Ferret @ChrisMoriniJr]

Fuck cancer. #PeeWeeHerman #PaulReubens #RIPPeeWeeHerman

[A Pissed Off Rabid Ferret @ChrisMoriniJr]

@gabby_frost @AubriToffee Relax your throat.

[A Pissed Off Rabid Ferret @ChrisMoriniJr]

@gideondabi

[A Pissed Off Rabid Ferret @ChrisMoriniJr]

@sahilkapur @chrislhayes r/leopardsatemyface

[A Pissed Off Rabid Ferret @ChrisMoriniJr]

@joncoopertweets Being that he has a Coke button. Pepsi. Only Pepsi.

[A Pissed Off Rabid Ferret @ChrisMoriniJr]

@assliken @gideondabi 30yrs in a Romanian prison is shorter than a single game of DnD (I play Magic). Soooooo I’ll take the Romanian prison.

[A Pissed Off Rabid Ferret @ChrisMoriniJr]

@bales1181 @ithrah69 @filmizon @VaderJaws @FunMovieTVFan @FilmsQuirky @krazykeithrules @fredforthemets @ihateclaims Film was phenomenal.

[A Pissed Off Rabid Ferret @ChrisMoriniJr]

@JoeyMannarinoUS @DailyLoud MORON ⬆️ !!

[A Pissed Off Rabid Ferret @ChrisMoriniJr]

@DiscussingFilm The fact that they spoiled Wonder Woman in the goddamn trailer totally negated whatever shock value they were going for at the end of the movie. There was NO reaction.

[A Pissed Off Rabid Ferret @ChrisMoriniJr]

@NateLawson @DailyLoud She lied about it all and nothing will happen to her. She’ll be on the View to tell her “harrowing and heroic” tale.

[A Pissed Off Rabid Ferret @ChrisMoriniJr]

I’m reminded how poor my parents judgement was because when I was in 7th grade they sent me to one of those “Leap Ahead Sunshine Academies” for a few days because Florida teachers convinced them I was retarded due to my inability to do calculus at the age of 13.

[A Pissed Off Rabid Ferret @ChrisMoriniJr]

@notcapnamerica Mavis Beacon Master Race!

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Microsoft owns the trademark for X. This is just too good.

[Alex Weprin @alexweprin]

It appears Instagram and FB owner Meta holds the trademark for "X" as it relates to "online social networking services... social networking services in the fields of entertainment, gaming and application development..." https://t.co/vb2r67ZOzb

[Wayne Sutton @waynesutton]

Welp, @twitter name so coming off the building right now but @elonmusk didn’t get permit for the equipment on the street so @SFPD is shutting it down.